Why Segways are still the dumbest things ever

[Hobbit]

This once again shows why anybody who thinks the Segway is cool should be eliminated from the gene pool for the good of the species.

 

[William Joyce]

I saw a gaggle of tourists on these things a few weeks ago and I HAVE NOT LAUGHED HARDER in quite a while. They looked like complete morons.

 

[Nuc]

I've seen a bunch of cops/security at airports using them. Ridiculous. If God wanted us to get around like that he wouldn't have given us feet.