Why no one ever sees Santa

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    Every one knows Santa bought a cloaking device from the Klingons.
     
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    Nah


    he's a wizard

     
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    Man, even person as reality challenged as you see that Santa is a cold blooded killer! It's on video for Gods sake!
     
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    Hey, the cookies, and milk I leave out always disappear. So...….
     
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    Your wife eats them!
     
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    Santa Claus died in 1995 because Santa and Jerry Garcia were the same person! Look how identical they were! And I assure you that if you did enough pure LSD-25 at a Dead show, you could see Jerry's sleigh and its eight harnessed-up reindeer waiting patiently in the parking lot of the Oakland Colliseum.

    Interestingly the day Jerry died was the one time Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton agreed on something; they both gave speeches saying surprisingly similar nice things about him, calling him an extremely unique, creative musical talent.
     
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    Not anymore. I divorced her. Those cookies were for Santa!!!
     
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