Why is there Never a Rapture when you need one?

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  1. Derideo_Te
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    Why is there never a Rapture when you need one? :confused:

    If the Rapture had happened yesterday the budget/debt ceiling crisis would be over by now. :eusa_angel:

    Just think about it. :eusa_think:

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    Disclaimer: This was intended as POLITICAL satire and there was no intention to disparage anyone's religious beliefs. It was just a joke. Lighten up and let it go. I won't be responding to anyone who accuses me being anti anything.
     
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    Yabut, "rapture" IS a joke.

    It just is and there is nothing that will change that.

    BTW, is there a new date for the end of the world? After it didn't end when the last couple of times the nutters said it would, did they come up with a new date?
     
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    Which is the joke within the joke. Sort of like when Barney the Dinosaur was the rage there was never a meteorite around when we needed it. ;)

    Quite frankly nobody cares when the next date for the end of world will be except for those who are gullible enough to believe that it will end. But you might try asking some of the "doomsday preppers". They are all convinced that it will be any day now. :D
     

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