Why is it?????????

[Blagger]

Elderly residents of Florida. 'Ah jus' lurve the voice on that gal from Bell South'.

 

[Ringel05]

Why is it you're driving and no one else is on the road until you have to make a left turn then suddenly there is a line of cars stretching a half mile back that you have to wait for.

I hacked the matrix and added that little treat

I thought you were the Architect........

 

[Oddball]

Why is it you're driving and no one else is on the road until you have to make a left turn then suddenly there is a line of cars stretching a half mile back that you have to wait for.

Suppose that you're out driving around in an unfamiliar place, running some errands. Then, you decide that you'd like to drop by a Wal-Mart (not Target or K-Mart) or have a sammich at a Wendy's (not Taco Bell or McDonalds).

So, you figure that these institutions of suburban corporate generica are so ubiquitous, that all you'd have to do is run down one or two of the local main drags and you'll eventually run into one.

But, NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not only will you more than likely NOT find the Wal-Mart, Wendy's or <insert your targeted business here>, but you will more than likely drive past a Target, a couple of Burger Kings, A Homeboy Depot and/or Lowes, numerous grocery stores, uncounted Walgreens/CVS/Rite-Aids, etcetera.

WTF is up with that?

 

[xotoxi]

Blimey, Paulie. Do you have wipers on the inside too?

I don't need wipers for that, my aim is good.

I bet you just point at your uvula and shoot, right?

 

[xotoxi]

Who still has a land line anyway?

Me.

 

[Paulie]

Blimey, Paulie. Do you have wipers on the inside too?

I don't need wipers for that, my aim is good.

I bet you just point at your uvula and shoot, right?

I don't have a clever comeback for this

 

[syrenn]

Blimey, Paulie. Do you have wipers on the inside too?

I don't need wipers for that, my aim is good.

I bet you just point at your uvula and shoot, right?

My fav, throat shot!

 

[Paulie]

I don't need wipers for that, my aim is good.

I bet you just point at your uvula and shoot, right?

My fav, throat shot!

You don't say...

 

[hortysir]

Why is it when I'm the first car behind a slow-poke I'm the last one allowed to pass?

 

[Paulie]

Why is it when I'm the first car behind a slow-poke I'm the last one allowed to pass?

You need to assert yourself, homey.

 

[hortysir]

Why is it when I'm the first car behind a slow-poke I'm the last one allowed to pass?

You need to assert yourself, homey.

My last personality profile told me the same thing

 

[Paulie]

Why is it when I'm the first car behind a slow-poke I'm the last one allowed to pass?

You need to assert yourself, homey.

My last personality profile told me the same thing

Do it Jersey style.

Fuckin pull right the mother fuck out in front of the first dirty stinkin bastard that tries to run you.

Don't be fuckin givin him ya fuckin blinker eitha, that's pussy shit.

 

[hortysir]

Dang....
Road rage much, bro'?

 

[Paulie]

Dang....
Road rage much, bro'?

Soon as the car starts

 

[Ringel05]

Dang....
Road rage much, bro'?

Never driven in Jersey, have ya............

 

[George Costanza]

Why is it that if there is nobody home except for me, if I go sit on the throne, the damn telephone rings?

Gumperson's Law: The frequency of any given occurrence is in inverse proportion to its desirability.

 

[007]

Who still has a land line anyway?

Me.

Why?

 

[George Costanza]

Why is it when I'm the first car behind a slow-poke I'm the last one allowed to pass?

Because all of the cars behind you do it first, with the last car in line being the first to jump ahead, blocking everyone in front of him, and so forth, until it works its way up to you.

It's the "me first - screw you" idea. You know . . .

 

[Ringel05]

Who still has a land line anyway?

Me.

Why?

Me also because I have a fax machine.

 

[007]

Me.

Why?

Me also because I have a fax machine.

You don't have cable internet? If so, you could use that instead.