Why is it?????????

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    Why is it that if there is nobody home except for me, if I go sit on the throne, the damn telephone rings?:evil:
     
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    Wouldn't bother me any...I'd just let it ring.

    In fact, if I am sitting at my desk beside the phone, I just let it ring.
     
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    Why is it you're driving and no one else is on the road until you have to make a left turn then suddenly there is a line of cars stretching a half mile back that you have to wait for. :evil:
     
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    Why is it that when you're driving on the freeway and no one else is on the road, you pull out your penis to rub one out, and then all the sudden there's a line of tractor trailers that drives by you in the other lane and catch you whacking it?
     
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    Blimey, Paulie. Do you have wipers on the inside too?
     
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    Put a phone in the bathroom, problem solved.

    Mine is, no matter what time i get in the shower, the door bell rings!
     
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    I don't need wipers for that, my aim is good.
     
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    I hid a pressure switch on the seat and wired it to a transmitter to let me know when to call
     
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    I hacked the matrix and added that little treat :eusa_shhh:
     
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    Just consider yourself luck that you don't drive a convertable*. Otherwise you could end-up with blobs of 'population paste' all over your mush. And you certainly wouldn't want to be feeling the wind in your hair anytime soon afterwards, either. It would only bring back bad memories of when you spunked all over your own face.

    *You don't, do you?
     
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