Why I'm voting for Obama

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Will you show your support for great leader, Comrade Hussein?

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    I have always been a revolutionary socialist and borderline Marxist, so needless to say, when I heard one of our guys (Barack Hussein Obama) would be running for president, I jumped with glee. I thought he wouldn't have a chance in hell of being elected, as I always viewed elections in capitalist America to be rigged by the evil rich white Christian Republican teabaggers.

    What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have; white guilt. White guilt played the greatest role in Obama's election, that and selling the message of socialism. Yes, the people heard "hope and change" and they voted for it, they voted for a democratic socialist.

    Now I used to hold democratic socialists with contempt, being a revvy myself, but Obama has changed my view in that respect. Perhaps the best way to instate a socialist workers' utopia is not through a revolution, but from working within the system, as Obama and the Democrat Party is doing. It seems to have worked for Europe, where capitalism is just another chapter in the history books. Obama has inspired me to be abandon my militant tendencies in favor of democratic socialist reforms.

    Obama's first term was marked with so much gushy socialist goodness that I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot, as I vote for our great leader, Comrade Hussein. I really want to donate to Comrade Hussein's campaign, but I refuse to get a job (thus supporting the evil capitalist system), and sadly his campaign does not accept food stamps (believe me, I tried).

    I cannot wait to see the day Obama is elected to his second term, with many more to come once we abolish term limits. Obama and his loyal OcCuPy army (myself included) will bring a new golden age to America and the world and the streets will run red with Christian blood. Obama will personally rip out and eat the still-beating heart of Rush Limbaugh, and the working class shall reign supreme. To take a note from history's great socialists, like Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler, we shall take away the guns of the right-wingers and ban Bibles throughout the newfound United Socialist States of America, and all women shall be required to get abortions. The day of reckoning is coming, you right-wing capitalist pigs! Be afraid, be very afraid!
     
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    Troll fail teabagger.
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Straw Man 2012....


    This guy!!
     
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    Does anybody else find it strange that so many self-described "revolutionary socialist" or "Pink Commie" people are signing up for the board all of a sudden?
     
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    Reading the rest of the replies, apparently I wasn't the only one.
     
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    OMG it's Mr Sensitive, Occupied..............You agree with the OP do you not? How much fun can we possibly have?
     
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    HEIL!!! Geesh, what a nutbag.
     
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    Never saw a conservative troll able to convincingly fake leftism, on the other hand anyone can be a gigantic prick and successfully fake conservatism.
     

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