Why I'm Depressed...

[007]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,

(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today,

Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Folks, we're screwed.

 

[Truthmatters]

when racists are depressed the world is likely getting better.

Hang in there pale it will be a better life for you yourself once you face reality

 

[editec]

Oh, come on, now, TM.

Vredit where credit is due.

Regardless of our political bent, that rant was funny as hell.

 

[Truthmatters]

yes funny but evil in its wrongness

 

[Skull Pilot]

Oh, come on, now, TM.

Vredit where credit is due.

Regardless of our political bent, that rant was funny as hell.

and not racist at all.

 

[rdean]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,

(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today,

Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Folks, we're screwed.

I never wanted a shovel. I wanted a computer and a Big Mac and I have both. I'm glad I can drive my car down the road built by my taxes and buy both.

 

[Colin]

yes funny but evil in its wrongness

You need to get a sense of humour transplant!

 

[007]

when racists are depressed the world is likely getting better.

Hang in there pale it will be a better life for you yourself once you face reality

Well, you just keep hoping that someday the Wizard of Oz will give you a fucking brain like he did the straw man.

 

[Valerie]

Cheer up, it's Christmas!

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http://www.usmessageboard.com/the-flame-zone/196614-christmas-gifts-for-members-14.html#post4555748

 

[techieny]

funny and appreciated for what it is !

 

[rdean]

when racists are depressed the world is likely getting better.

Hang in there pale it will be a better life for you yourself once you face reality

Well, you just keep hoping that someday the Wizard of Oz will give you a fucking brain like he did the straw man.

You're the one who want's a "shovel". Guess it's for all that shit.

 

[Tank]

America has become very liberal, and the results are showing

 

[jillian]

Oh, come on, now, TM.

Vredit where credit is due.

Regardless of our political bent, that rant was funny as hell.

and not racist at all.

which doesn't mean that PR isn't a stormfront racist....

 

[007]

Oh, come on, now, TM.

Vredit where credit is due.

Regardless of our political bent, that rant was funny as hell.

and not racist at all.

which doesn't mean that PR isn't a stormfront racist....

Well hell Jillie... it's so hypocritical of you for mentioning that since it was you who turned me onto it. I had no idea what it even was until you told me.

Merry Christmas misses Grinch...

 

[007]

when racists are depressed the world is likely getting better.

Hang in there pale it will be a better life for you yourself once you face reality

Well, you just keep hoping that someday the Wizard of Oz will give you a fucking brain like he did the straw man.

You're the one who want's a "shovel". Guess it's for all that shit.

Ooooohh poor little deannie... does the "joke" hit to close to home for you and your radical, socialist utopia, third world shit hole agenda you have for America?

Aaaaaww... you poor little guy... sorry... now go fuck yourself.

By the way little deannie, is that you in the pansy assed, kiddie, pussy sized hotrod wanna be in your avatar pic? Ya figures... looks like about all a little sissie like you could handle anyway.

 

[techieny]

Oh yeah that fiickin' rdean got Pale's mood elevated !!!

 

[007]

Oh yeah that fiickin' rdean got Pale's mood elevated !!!

You have to understand one thing first off son... which is in large part why I've been posting here for over 7 years...

 

[Ernie S.]

yes funny but evil in its wrongness

What was wrong about it? Cite references, and no. You are not an authority so I won't accept you quoting yourself.

 

[Ernie S.]

when racists are depressed the world is likely getting better.

Hang in there pale it will be a better life for you yourself once you face reality

Well, you just keep hoping that someday the Wizard of Oz will give you a fucking brain like he did the straw man.

You're the one who want's a "shovel". Guess it's for all that shit.

Exactly! There's a lot of exploded pieces of your head that need cleaning up.

 

[freedombecki]

A number of years ago, I was reading in a health studies class that the winter solstice is a treacherous time for depression. The sun doesn't stick around like it does in the summer, the inclement weather puts people indoors a lot. We used to call it "cabin fever," and it was at its tops in December, when we have the shortest day sometime between December 20-24. It's a good time to up the bulb wattage around the house. I was worried when they came out with the bulbs that last 7 years but don't put out the same as Edison's incandescant bulbs.

For those who feel lousy right now, I recommend a trip to Wallyworld or wherever fine electric lights are sold, and get some new bulbs with an equivalency to 100 to 150 wattage that have low output. Hell, get a photographer's studio lamp and let it shine in your home somewhere. Just quit blaming yourself or life's little snafus for depression. It's the lights are too low.

We've always sorta known it. Before psychology figured out seasonal affective disorders, we heard the expressions, "bright mood," "lighten up," and "let your light shine," etc.

This little-known or understood fact is known to the world of psychology. Brighter lights when the sun goes down or on snowy days will perk you up. It just will.

And the nice thing about the new bulbs, is they're coming out with greater output this last couple of years than they were before and still use less wattage than Edison's incandescent.

It's so simple, some people don't believe it. Studies have been made, it's right on target.

EDIT: Oh, duh. I just noticed this is in the humor section.

I wondered why nobody was being sympathetic, and instead were being their usual naughty selves. lol