Why I don't like Aliens

[random3434]

They are slimy and they smell funny, and never let me drive their spaceships!


Why We Haven’t Met Any Aliens § SEEDMAGAZINE.COM

 

[random3434]

The article kind of sounds like Kitten Koder wrote it..........................

 

[JBeukema]

Liar, you're just mad xenu left you

BTW, he sent me the pics from you birthday

 

[random3434]

You know what they say, once you have ET on his back, you never go back!

 

[JBeukema]

They loved eachother deeply

But tragedy was soon to strike



She would hold him one last time before she knew his kind would come to get him

Sorry, no boobies

 

[JBeukema]

She got over him soon enough, though...

 

[xotoxi]

Liar, you're just mad xenu left you

BTW, he sent me the pics from you birthday

Is that a picture of Michael Jackson's corpse?

 

[Phoenix]

They loved eachother deeply

But tragedy was soon to strike



She would hold him one last time before she knew his kind would come to get him

Sorry, no boobies

Don't even want to know where you find all the pics, JB.

 

[dilloduck]

Earth girls are easy!

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[xotoxi]

They loved eachother deeply

But tragedy was soon to strike



She would hold him one last time before she knew his kind would come to get him

Nine months after he had been taken...

SHE GAVE BIRTH!!!

 

[Toro]

Liar, you're just mad xenu left you

BTW, he sent me the pics from you birthday

I don't even want to know where this collection comes from...

 

[JBeukema]

They loved eachother deeply

But tragedy was soon to strike



She would hold him one last time before she knew his kind would come to get him

Nine months after he had been taken...

SHE GAVE BIRTH!!!

you should se their first kid

 

[JBeukema]

I don't even want to know where this collection comes from...

Echo shouldn't leave her cell phone lying around

 

[random3434]

I don't even want to know where this collection comes from...

Echo shouldn't leave her cell phone lying around

Then how can ET Phone Home?

 

[xotoxi]

you should se their first kid

Check out them saggy teats!

 

[AVG-JOE]

She got over him soon enough, though...

Dude. You have officially spent too much time on the internet.

Step away from the mouse and go get a girlfriend. Now.

Even if you have to pay for her.

-Joe

 

[xotoxi]

She got over him soon enough, though...

Dude. You have officially spent too much time on the internet.

Step away from the mouse and go get a girlfriend. Now.

Even if you have to pay for her.

-Joe

Or even a boyfriend.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Earth girls are easy!

Amazon.com: Earth Girls Are Easy: Gina Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans: Video On Demand

That's the reason I stick around. Well, that and

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

She got over him soon enough, though...

Dude. You have officially spent too much time on the internet.

Step away from the mouse and go get a girlfriend. Now.

Even if you have to pay for her.

-Joe

Or even a boyfriend.

It's America... ladies choice as always.

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

you should se their first kid

Check out them saggy teats!

No.

And you can't make me!

-Joe