Why He Can't Drive 55 'Splained!

[boedicca]

Now we all know why Sammy Hagar Can't Drive 55!

He was abducted by ALIENS.

I am so loving this as a Great Unifying All Purpose One Size Fits All Excuse that I am Very Motivated to apply in the boe-verse.

No doubt Sammy Hagar, a former lead singer for Van Halen, has enjoyed a lot of far out experiences in life, but on Monday, the rocker told perhaps his farthest out tale to MTV. He was abducted by aliens.

Or, at least, his brain was.

In an interview for his new book, "Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock" at mtvhive.com, Hagar lets go of what even he admits might make him "sound like a crazy person" to some readers.

He and the reporter are talking about dreams he claims to have had about UFOs, and when asked whether he believed he had been abducted, Hagar answers: "I think I have."...

Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens - Entertainment - Music - TODAY.com

 

[Mad Scientist]

A lot of people claim to have been abducted by aliens. Sammy is no one special in that area.

 

[boedicca]

Have YOU been abducted by ALIENS?

 

[Buffalo137]

Maybe that's why he sung about "Marching to Mars", ugh.

 

[Buffalo137]

Or is in possession of a "Three-lock Box" to protect himself against potential UFO probes? Sorry, running out of references here.