why don't psychics and preachers win the lottery

[Quantum Windbag]

Joel Osteen preaches about wealth and how to get it all the time.

Joel Osteen is also wealthy.

Just saying.

Not as wealthy as the Catholic church. 'Course they've had over 1600 years to collect and hoard.

Pointing to a wealthy preacher as proof that God doesn't make you wealthy is so stupid that only people like you could possibly fall for it.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Here's one.........

Message remains the same for lottery-winning pastor - WIS News 10 - Columbia, South Carolina |

Interesting!

Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and in a million years one of them will write the complete works of Shakespeare.

Wanna bet?

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Sometimes if I am driving down the road and see a sign in front of a place that says, "Psychic Readings" or other such nonsense.

I will call the phone number that is on the sign and ask to speak to the psychic.

Then I will ask the psychic if they know tonight's Lottery numbers.

One actually told me that if she knew that. She would close up shop and retire.

But most just pepper me with foul language and hang up.

When I was a teen ager I used to fall for the shell game at carnivals, have my palm read, talk to god, imagine interplanetary travel or that I was having intercourse with Betty Grable, etc. Guess what...........I grew up and got over it. That's the problem with over half of the adults in this world right now....mentally they never grew up.

Hey genius, the shell game is not psychic, it is proof that people don't pay attention. I can do it and I always find the shell. I would tell you the secret, but if I did you might have to believe in God to.

 

[rdean]

Mysticism and the occult are fake.

There are no such things as "spirits" and the supernatural.

 

[Cammmpbell]

Here's one.........

Message remains the same for lottery-winning pastor - WIS News 10 - Columbia, South Carolina |

Interesting!

Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and in a million years one of them will write the complete works of Shakespeare.

Wanna bet?

One did....you lose

 

[Sunni Man]

Mysticism and the occult are fake.

There are no such things as "spirits" and the supernatural.

Scientific fact:

Only 6% of Republicans believe in mysticism and the occult.

Whereas, only 6% of Democrats "don't" believe in mysticism or the occult.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Interesting!

Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and in a million years one of them will write the complete works of Shakespeare.

Wanna bet?

One did....you lose

Which one?

FYI, Shakespeare did not have a typewriter, so don't go making yourself look like an idiot and point at him.

 

[Cammmpbell]

Mysticism and the occult are fake.

There are no such things as "spirits" and the supernatural.

Scientific fact:

Only 6% of Republicans believe in mysticism and the occult.

Whereas, only 6% of Democrats "don't" believe in mysticism or the occult.

One thing we know for sure. Republicans believed in cutting tax rates and continuing to spend like there's no tomorrow. Does Voodoo Economics qualify as mysticism