Why don't busty women win beauty pagaents?

[Coyote]

I see plenty of well proportioned beauty contestants.. YOU just have no imagination...

Woah, woah, woah. I never said I didn't like them, I just wondered where the boobs were.

They're hanging out in Ecuador
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They're pretty cute... Thanks for staying right on the topic...

Wouldn't you like some blue footed boobies in YOUR yard?

 

[flacaltenn]

I see plenty of well proportioned beauty contestants.. YOU just have no imagination...

Woah, woah, woah. I never said I didn't like them, I just wondered where the boobs were.

They're hanging out in Ecuador
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They're pretty cute... Thanks for staying right on the topic...

Wouldn't you like some blue footed boobies in YOUR yard?

A guy can never have enough boobies in the yard.. But they have to be entertaining...
Do they need a pool??? Aw heck, they can fish in the neighbor's pool.....

 

[Coyote]

I see plenty of well proportioned beauty contestants.. YOU just have no imagination...

Woah, woah, woah. I never said I didn't like them, I just wondered where the boobs were.

They're hanging out in Ecuador
View attachment 299027

They're pretty cute... Thanks for staying right on the topic...

Wouldn't you like some blue footed boobies in YOUR yard?

A guy can never have enough boobies in the yard.. But they have to be entertaining...
Do they need a pool??? Aw heck, they can fish in the neighbor's pool.....

A wading pool and a few big rocks...simple set up!

And no bras needed!

 

[Coyote]

Save the wild boobies!

 

[K9Buck]

Wouldn't you like some blue footed boobies in YOUR yard?

At this point I'll take any boobies in my yard!

Just kidding. I'm happily married. But I still like to look and my wife just laughs at me when I do, which is in stark contrast to my first wife that would have a meltdown.

 

[K9Buck]

A wading pool and a few big rocks...simple set up!
And no bras needed!

Somehow that is strangely arousing. I gotta get outa this thread.

 

[ABikerSailor]

You know, that was one of the things that made being deployed to the Med in the summer worth it......................boobies. All the beaches over there are topless optional, and many women don't wear tops, just bikini bottoms.

First time I ever ran into that we had pulled into Palma Mallorca Spain, and I had duty the first night in port. My friends told me that when I got off duty, to meet them on the beach in front of a certain bar. Well, that morning, I went to where they said they would be, and was so busy looking for them, I didn't notice the people on the beach.

When I found them, I ran into the water and dunked my friend Mike in the water. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, and I landed in the water 10 ft. away (Mike was a big dude). When I came to the surface, there were 2 really pretty Spanish women looking at me with big smiles, and bare breasts. They then asked if I was with the Navy ship that just pulled in. Spent the rest of the day partying with those ladies. Lots of fun.

And, after a couple of trips to the beach, seeing bare breasts wasn't really that big a deal anymore. Matter of fact, chicks used to flash me when I was working as a bartender at a biker bar, and many wondered why I didn't react more when they did that. I told them I was immune, because I've seen more than my share.

 

[Unkotare]

You know, that was one of the things that made being deployed to the Med in the summer worth it......................boobies. All the beaches over there are topless optional, and many women don't wear tops, just bikini bottoms.

First time I ever ran into that we had pulled into Palma Mallorca Spain, and I had duty the first night in port. My friends told me that when I got off duty, to meet them on the beach in front of a certain bar. Well, that morning, I went to where they said they would be, and was so busy looking for them, I didn't notice the people on the beach.

When I found them, I ran into the water and dunked my friend Mike in the water. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, and I landed in the water 10 ft. away (Mike was a big dude). When I came to the surface, there were 2 really pretty Spanish women looking at me with big smiles, and bare breasts. They then asked if I was with the Navy ship that just pulled in. Spent the rest of the day partying with those ladies. Lots of fun.

And, after a couple of trips to the beach, seeing bare breasts wasn't really that big a deal anymore. Matter of fact, chicks used to flash me when I was working as a bartender at a biker bar, and many wondered why I didn't react more when they did that. I told them I was immune, because I've seen more than my share.

A good argument against nude beaches.

 

[Questioner]

My wife has a Golden Globes show on and they're showing all these Hollywood women, some of whom with breast implants. Breast implants are obviously quite common in the U.S. and very prevalent in south America. Personally, I don't like implants but I love naturally large breasts.

So why is it that the vast majority of women who appear in the Miss USA, Miss Universe, etc. pageants are virtually all flat-chested? I believe these pageants are out of touch with mainstream humanity. If these things were judged by regular dudes, you'd see different shaped women entering and winning these things.

Who cares? Whatever arbitrary criteria or standards they use are their own; I've heard that often the standards are out of touch with things that most doctors or healthy men and women would consider healthy to begin with, on a physical level, beauty is most philosophically linked to overall health, proportions, and so on (as far as whatever objective criteria the eye subjectively beholds and bases its subjective judgments on) - so aberrant beauty standards which are out of harmony with health and nature likely aren't very sound or reliable ones which will stand the test of time, being fleeting, ugly little fads and quirks.

And for that matter, beauty pageants are the lowest common denominator in regards to beauty, aesthetics, or philosophy on the subject, barely just a notch or rung above pornography or empty-headed voyeurism for the lowest common denominator.

I'd argue that beauty is a philosophical concept is more connected to mastery, character, morality, or perfection in various endevours, whether traditional arts and music such as Opera, or craftsmenship or mastery in other endeavours, such as sports, technology, innovation, ideas (e.x. the engineering and craftsmanship that goes into the development of a supercar or race car, or a race car driver's mastery of his car around the track, a scientist's mastery in the art or crafting of universal theories and laws, are more intelligent and refined philosophies and understanding of beauty on an existential level).

"Ugliness", likewise is associated with "beastliness", or devolved or primitive behaviors; in a sport, for example, the purely voyeuristic, physical, or sensory fighting or violence is the "ugly" aspect or part, while the "beauty" in sports as a performance art is the mastery and ingenuity which the athletes have to create or engage in, more in their mind than in the purely visual or sensory.

 

[Questioner]

They don't want the pageants to be "sexist".

Do you mean "sexist" as in sexually explicit in a tasteless way or "exploitative", or sexist as in discriminatory against one sex or the other?

 

[there4eyeM]

"Sexist" as in furthering the image of women as sexual objects. Of course, all the pageants do that, so the post was meant as a joke, pointing out the hypocrisy of showing off females without really showing what men are most interested in.

 

[ABikerSailor]

You know, what passes as beauty can wildly differ from culture to culture.

In some African cultures, a fat woman is seen as beautiful. Here in America? Not so much.

 

[Questioner]

"Sexist" as in furthering the image of women as sexual objects. Of course, all the pageants do that, so the post was meant as a joke, pointing out the hypocrisy of showing off females without really showing what men are most interested in.

From an artistic perspective, there's a fine line between tasteful displays of nudity and sex, and pornography or 'exploitation', I'm just not sure what it is, much as from what I've seen, most people are rather clueless on it, much as I'm sure there is no exact or mathematical science to it to begin with.

I think something akin to "Venus de Milo" is a good example of tasteful or artistic nudity or sex; that's what I use as a reference.

(Playboy, from what I've seen, is just cheap porn given an artificial veneer or brand image; basically akin to putting a French brand name on cheap Chinese-made shampoo and selling it to suckers who don't bother to read the label).