Why Do People Have Diaries?

[HUGGY]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

 

[uscitizen]

Facebook has pretty much become an online diary for the world to see.

 

[AVG-JOE]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

"Your just jealous 'cause the voices talk to ME!"

 

[uscitizen]

More than one God huh?

 

[whitehall]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Good idea huggy. Don't keep a diary during those family reunions when you put a lip lock on your sister. We don't want to know what happens.

 

[uscitizen]

The voice of experience?

 

[AVG-JOE]

More than one God huh?

Who said anything about God? I haven't seen Gunny on the board in a month of Sundays!

 

[HUGGY]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Good idea huggy. Don't keep a diary during those family reunions when you put a lip lock on your sister. We don't want to know what happens.

That is just fucking sick. That vision literally makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. One of my own most troubling personal family mysteries is how my sister ever got laid and had kids. She must have gotten every man in her life drunk.

 

[mudwhistle]

More than one God huh?

Who said anything about God? I haven't seen Gunny on the board in a month of Sundays!

He's here. He's looking over our shoulders.

He's just being silent, but deadly.......

 

[syrenn]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Hard copy is a VERY bad thing.

 

[Sherry]

It's cheaper than a therapist.

I got a diary for Christmas when I was nine....I think it ended up with like 3 entries.

 

[HUGGY]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Hard copy is a VERY bad thing.

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[Samson]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Good idea huggy. Don't keep a diary during those family reunions when you put a lip lock on your sister. We don't want to know what happens.

That is just fucking sick. That vision literally makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. One of my own most troubling personal family mysteries is how my sister ever got laid and had kids. She must have gotten every man in her life drunk.

So, why was I not introduced?

 

[Truthseeker420]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

yeah thats what I want someone reading my twisted thoughts.

 

[Samson]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

yeah thats what I want someone reading my twisted thoughts.

I suppose you having anything but twisted thoughts would be too optimistic?

 

[strollingbones]

hmm i have kept journals (that is what you call diaries for old peeps) ...reason....many times if i am having a lot of conflict ....i will write then i can read it later ...and see where i was and where i am...you would not object to one keeping a journal of physical symptoms...why not keep one of mental symptoms....

 

[editec]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

I've never kept a diary but I have found that keeping a journal helps me coalesce my thoughts.

If I cannot fairly clearly express what I'm, thinking, planning and feeling, I'm not convinced that my mind in made up.

Writing is a good form of personal reality testing.

 

[AVG-JOE]

More than one God huh?

Who said anything about God? I haven't seen Gunny on the board in a month of Sundays!

He's here. He's looking over our shoulders.

He's just being silent, but deadly.......

He must be spending all his time watching over the Vulcans and the girls again, 'cause I'm feelin' nuthin'.

 

[AVG-JOE]

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why you gotta write everything down? Can't you goofs keep everything in your heads? I suppose you count with your fingers and toes also....

A couple times when I was a kid relatives gave me diaries and journals... I burnt them when I couldn't get my dumb ass sister to take them.

Don't you guys know that a diary is a liability? I think some pretty whack shit... the last thing I need to do is have the evidence lying around for somebody to use against me.

Also...isn't a diary the very next thing to talking to yourself out loud? I just don't get it. I can see writing a book for others entertainment... I've done that... but to write about your self for your own entertainment is fucking lame.

Your thoughts?

Hard copy is a VERY bad thing.

The trick is to pick a fantasy name for the front cover. That way you can say what you want about whomever you want without fear of reprisals if they read it.

The system works here at USMB, what with all of us anonymously logging our innermost feelings by date and doing it for all the world to see on the 'Net. What the hell else is a 'diary'?

 

[chenchenPeter]

Why do you want to know it ....