Why do Men like Porn?

[Said1]

oh bull---send him some good pics!!!

You first.

 

[NATO AIR]

Say hello for me.

Here's some rep points. Sorry that's all I can do for ya.

:teeth: there is this canadian performer named gabriella moore....

 

[dmp]

So you put forth no effort to make your wife feel special?

wha? I thought you meant "Darin is looking at tons of Porn so his wife will screw him!"



I'm 'overly' affectionate. she's not one who enjoys romance/affection/cuddling and junk very much. So yeah, I guess I try to make her feel 'too' special.

Last night I treated her as my 'commander and chief'...

 

[UsaPride]

Here's some rep points.

Hahaha!! I repped him for that too, LOL!!!

 

[NATO AIR]

Hahaha!! I repped him for that too, LOL!!!

:teeth: glad to make everyone laugh

 

[Said1]

wha? I thought you meant "Darin is looking at tons of Porn so his wife will screw him!"

No!! I didn't mean that at all. After 2 days of exams, and 400 mutltiple choice questions, I'm feeling the effects of brain drain! Sorry.

 

[Said1]

:teeth: glad to make everyone laugh

I bet my avatar could take your avatar. :crutch:

 

[UsaPride]

I bet my avatar could take your avatar. :crutch:

No shit!!




*** thought you were talking to me, LOL!! Guess I need to read the quotes too, LOL!!

 

[dmp]

I bet my avatar could take your avatar. :crutch:

...A battle I'd love to see...

:horndog:

 

[NATO AIR]

I bet my avatar could take your avatar. :crutch:

maybe, but my avatar didn't flop on opening day like yours did...

 

[Said1]

maybe, but my avatar didn't flop on opening day like yours did...

You can't see it, but there's blonde hair all over this post.

 

[NATO AIR]

You can't see it, but there's blonde hair all over this post.

:bat: gwen is my queen, catwoman... watch it or you'll be going to get fixed at the vets in no time...

 

[Said1]

:bat: gwen is my queen, catwoman... watch it or you'll be going to get fixed at the vets in no time...

You're right, Gwen is pretty cute.

 

[NATO AIR]

You're right, Gwen is pretty cute.

so, so much more than cute... but yea

 

[5stringJeff]

It's mere coincidence, however last night mary came out of the bathroom in a tiny-little outfit; was a very tight baby-tee type shirt, but with straps instead of sleeve - like a tank top I guess. It was green, and had little Army Rank (SPC-6 for you old-skewl Army ppl), 3 Stars, and above the rank a little Army-Ranger-Looking Tap which read "MAJOR BABE".

The panties were green as well, thong, with a Full-COL bird right smack dab on the front, down low. Adding one of my old Army BDU Soft caps makes the outfit complete -

It was REALLY cool to have her spend some effort on an outfit 'just for me' - one I Can relate to specifically - It presented a WHOLE new side to the phrase Army Vets know well; "The Army F'd Me".

And for those of us that actually know -=d=-'s wife and really didn't need to know exactly what she was wearing last night, here's to you:

 

[dmp]

And for those of us that actually know -=d=-'s wife and really didn't need to know exactly what she was wearing last night, here's to you:

yeah - she is rather putrid...I guess it would be TMI to picture her in a skimpy outfit. Sorry y0.



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