Why do insurance companies have the stupidest ads?

It seems that insurance companies have the dumbest ads having nothing to do with their offerings on TV. Does anyone have any idea why this is? It seems to me to be a detractor in that they're pissing away money that should be used to cover clams to pay for wasted time on TV and annoy us all instead. I for one would never buy insurance from any of these assholes. While Liberty and Progressive are likely the worst they're not alone by any means. IMHO all insurance is a RIP off and a con game anyway,
It's a rip-off until you need it.

Its a rip off regardless. Insurance companies can't build though huge fancy buildings and their exec's cant fly around in bizjets and their CEOs drag down millions per year in compensation by losing, ya dumb knucklehead. Hell Warren Buffett made most of his fortune from the insurance business. Get a clue for pity sake.


The insurance is just a gambling game. The snooty lizard is wagering that you don't crash your car or accidentally burn down your house, or get killed.

You are betting that you do.

The insurance concerns have actuaries sitting their figuring the odds, and they set the odds- the premiums- so that they always have the edge.
 
It seems that insurance companies have the dumbest ads having nothing to do with their offerings on TV. Does anyone have any idea why this is? It seems to me to be a detractor in that they're pissing away money that should be used to cover clams to pay for wasted time on TV and annoy us all instead. I for one would never buy insurance from any of these assholes. While Liberty and Progressive are likely the worst they're not alone by any means. IMHO all insurance is a RIP off and a con game anyway,
It's a rip-off until you need it.

Its a rip off regardless. Insurance companies can't build though huge fancy buildings and their exec's cant fly around in bizjets and their CEOs drag down millions per year in compensation by losing, ya dumb knucklehead. Hell Warren Buffett made most of his fortune from the insurance business. Get a clue for pity sake.


The insurance is just a gambling game. The snooty lizard is wagering that you don't crash your car or accidentally burn down your house, or get killed.

You are betting that you do.

The insurance concerns have actuaries sitting their figuring the odds, and they set the odds- the premiums- so that they always have the edge.
It is not a gambling game
Insurance companies always win
 
It seems that insurance companies have the dumbest ads having nothing to do with their offerings on TV. Does anyone have any idea why this is? It seems to me to be a detractor in that they're pissing away money that should be used to cover clams to pay for wasted time on TV and annoy us all instead. I for one would never buy insurance from any of these assholes. While Liberty and Progressive are likely the worst they're not alone by any means. IMHO all insurance is a RIP off and a con game anyway,
It's a rip-off until you need it.

Its a rip off regardless. Insurance companies can't build though huge fancy buildings and their exec's cant fly around in bizjets and their CEOs drag down millions per year in compensation by losing, ya dumb knucklehead. Hell Warren Buffett made most of his fortune from the insurance business. Get a clue for pity sake.


The insurance is just a gambling game. The snooty lizard is wagering that you don't crash your car or accidentally burn down your house, or get killed.

You are betting that you do.

The insurance concerns have actuaries sitting their figuring the odds, and they set the odds- the premiums- so that they always have the edge.

Just like the casinos in Las Vegas do and only a fool thinks they are going to beat the house so only fools play the game.
 
It seems that insurance companies have the dumbest ads having nothing to do with their offerings on TV. Does anyone have any idea why this is? It seems to me to be a detractor in that they're pissing away money that should be used to cover clams to pay for wasted time on TV and annoy us all instead. I for one would never buy insurance from any of these assholes. While Liberty and Progressive are likely the worst they're not alone by any means. IMHO all insurance is a RIP off and a con game anyway,
It's a rip-off until you need it.

Its a rip off regardless. Insurance companies can't build though huge fancy buildings and their exec's cant fly around in bizjets and their CEOs drag down millions per year in compensation by losing, ya dumb knucklehead. Hell Warren Buffett made most of his fortune from the insurance business. Get a clue for pity sake.


The insurance is just a gambling game. The snooty lizard is wagering that you don't crash your car or accidentally burn down your house, or get killed.

You are betting that you do.

The insurance concerns have actuaries sitting their figuring the odds, and they set the odds- the premiums- so that they always have the edge.
It is not a gambling game
Insurance companies always win


In the long term, yes, the insurance always do win.

But that doesn't mean there aren't individual winners among the premium payers.

If you buy a life policy at noon, leave the insurance company's office and immediately get him by a truck in front of the office, you made out like a bandit.

Ditto if you buy a medical policy and get diagnosed with Stage IV cancer the next week.

There are always people out there in the insurance market as well as in casinos, who are lucky
 
It seems that insurance companies have the dumbest ads having nothing to do with their offerings on TV. Does anyone have any idea why this is? It seems to me to be a detractor in that they're pissing away money that should be used to cover clams to pay for wasted time on TV and annoy us all instead. I for one would never buy insurance from any of these assholes. While Liberty and Progressive are likely the worst they're not alone by any means. IMHO all insurance is a RIP off and a con game anyway,
It's a rip-off until you need it.

Its a rip off regardless. Insurance companies can't build though huge fancy buildings and their exec's cant fly around in bizjets and their CEOs drag down millions per year in compensation by losing, ya dumb knucklehead. Hell Warren Buffett made most of his fortune from the insurance business. Get a clue for pity sake.


The insurance is just a gambling game. The snooty lizard is wagering that you don't crash your car or accidentally burn down your house, or get killed.

You are betting that you do.

The insurance concerns have actuaries sitting their figuring the odds, and they set the odds- the premiums- so that they always have the edge.
It is not a gambling game
Insurance companies always win


In the long term, yes, the insurance always do win.

But that doesn't mean there aren't individual winners among the premium payers.

If you buy a life policy at noon, leave the insurance company's office and immediately get him by a truck in front of the office, you made out like a bandit.

Ditto if you buy a medical policy and get diagnosed with Stage IV cancer the next week.

There are always people out there in the insurance market as well as in casinos, who are lucky


If you buy a life policy at noon, leave the insurance company's office and immediately get him by a truck in front of the office, you made out like a bandit.

Ditto if you buy a medical policy and get diagnosed with Stage IV cancer the next week.



Doesn’t look like you made out to me
 
Why does the government let Joe Namath and some other's get away with very misleading Medicare ads on tv?
 
Why does the government let Joe Namath and some other's get away with very misleading Medicare ads on tv?


1st Amendment, freedom of speech.

Mr. Namath is just a spokesman you know, just reading the copy. Although what I don't understand is why does Namath have a southern accent when he was born and raised in Pennsylvania?
 
Why does the government let Joe Namath and some other's get away with very misleading Medicare ads on tv?


1st Amendment, freedom of speech.

Mr. Namath is just a spokesman you know, just reading the copy. Although what I don't understand is why does Namath have a southern accent when he was born and raised in Pennsylvania?

If you only knew the rules Medicare puts forward regarding advertising for Medicare Advantage plans. Hopefully the agents in the call centers are telling the people who call the truth, but after checking a few out in the past couple of weeks they are not. There are big fines and loss of license for the bullshit they pull regardless of 1st amendment. Joe is off scott free.
 
Why does the government let Joe Namath and some other's get away with very misleading Medicare ads on tv?

If you only knew the rules Medicare puts forward regarding advertising for Medicare Advantage plans. Hopefully the agents in the call centers are telling the people who call the truth, but after checking a few out in the past couple of weeks they are not. There are big fines and loss of license for the bullshit they pull regardless of 1st amendment. Joe is off scott free.

Well Debbie if you feel you have been harmed why don't you bring recourse in a court of Law... Being a victim is tough work, but after reading some of your posts you seem to be exceptional at it... If I may suggest the wonderful legal firm of Dewey Cheetum & Howe... 1-101-PLEASEHELP...

Best of luck
 
Why does the government let Joe Namath and some other's get away with very misleading Medicare ads on tv?

If you only knew the rules Medicare puts forward regarding advertising for Medicare Advantage plans. Hopefully the agents in the call centers are telling the people who call the truth, but after checking a few out in the past couple of weeks they are not. There are big fines and loss of license for the bullshit they pull regardless of 1st amendment. Joe is off scott free.

Well Debbie if you feel you have been harmed why don't you bring recourse in a court of Law... Being a victim is tough work, but after reading some of your posts you seem to be exceptional at it... If I may suggest the wonderful legal firm of Dewey Cheetum & Howe... 1-101-PLEASEHELP...

Best of luck

Well Ridgerunner I feel harmed when someone replies to a post stating I have complained about being a victim when I know exactly what I'm talking about and very much more than you will ever know about Medicare or the rules. Find some posts where I've complained about being a victim. BTW the call center agents I dealt with have been reported to Medicare. Don't post when you know nothing about a subject.
 
Well Ridgerunner I feel harmed when someone replies to a post stating I have complained about being a victim when I know exactly what I'm talking about and very much more than you will ever know about Medicare or the rules. Find some posts where I've complained about being a victim. BTW the call center agents I dealt with have been reported to Medicare. Don't post when you know nothing about a subject.


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"Why do insurance companies have the stupidest ads?"

Because they have the stupidest customers.
 

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