Why did John Kerry cross the road?

[KarlMarx]

A36. Because he's a big chicken.

A37. "Was that a chicken joke?"

 

[ScreamingEagle]

A37. "Was that a chicken joke?"

Kerry's the joke.

 

[Merlin1047]

A38. You HAVE to cross the road to get to the summer mansion.

 

[Merlin1047]

A39. When someone asked "Who will cross this road, John Kerry said 'Send me'". But by the time he got about a quarter of the way across the road he had skinned his knee slightly, endured a stubbed toe and had a rock hit him on the shin. So he turned around and went back.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

A40: Because his deferment to avoid crossing the road and go to school in Paris was denied

 

[KarlMarx]

A41. He can cross the road, but he wants to raise the toll, especially for the rich.

 

[jon_forward]

A10: He has a secret plan that he can't tell you.

Its sooo secret that he doesnt even know yet!!!! That way he can change his mind as often as he wants and no one but him will know it. :happy2:

 

[BlueGin]

A42 because there was one more weapons system he forgot to vote against.

 

[MtnBiker]

A43 He didn't cross the road, instead he had the Idaho tax payers pay to move the road to enable a better vista from his Ketchum Villa.