Why did Bigfoot cross the road?

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    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/24/north-carolina-bigfoot-crossed-road/

    'Thomas Byers was driving with a friend when he says he saw Bigfoot cross Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County Tuesday evening. Naturally, he whipped out his video camera and was able to capture a five-second video from about 15 to 20 feet away.'


    And everyone thought he would never be caught on tape. This is the real deal.
     
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    Why does everyone who sees Bigfoot carry crappy cameras that won't focus??

    People really need to buy new gear when it gets that bad.
     
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    It is a conspiracy . Fugi and Kodak are behind it all.
     
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    I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?
     
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    He takes AMTRAK, and nobody notices.
     
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    I just watched the video in the link.

    It runs like a kid in a heavy oversized bear costume.

    Why doesn't Bigfoot get closer fitting fur?
     
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    Maybe I'm selfish but I want my 15 minutes of fame to be about me. Not me in a oversized fur suit. That's just how I roll.
     
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    He is getting old. Must be at least 50 by now. Happens to everyone eventually.
     
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    I've always assumed bigfoot was straight because if he wasn't we would have seen him in a gay pride parade by now.
     
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    north carolina not the fucking carolinas two different states
     

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