Why did Bigfoot cross the road?

[percysunshine]

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/24/north-carolina-bigfoot-crossed-road/

'Thomas Byers was driving with a friend when he says he saw Bigfoot cross Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County Tuesday evening. Naturally, he whipped out his video camera and was able to capture a five-second video from about 15 to 20 feet away.'


And everyone thought he would never be caught on tape. This is the real deal.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Why does everyone who sees Bigfoot carry crappy cameras that won't focus??

People really need to buy new gear when it gets that bad.

 

[percysunshine]

Why does everyone who sees Bigfoot carry crappy cameras that won't focus??

People really need to buy new gear when it gets that bad.

It is a conspiracy . Fugi and Kodak are behind it all.

 

[FuelRod]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

 

[percysunshine]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

He takes AMTRAK, and nobody notices.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I just watched the video in the link.

It runs like a kid in a heavy oversized bear costume.

Why doesn't Bigfoot get closer fitting fur?

 

[FuelRod]

Maybe I'm selfish but I want my 15 minutes of fame to be about me. Not me in a oversized fur suit. That's just how I roll.

 

[percysunshine]

I just watched the video in the link.

It runs like a kid in a heavy oversized bear costume.

Why doesn't Bigfoot get closer fitting fur?

He is getting old. Must be at least 50 by now. Happens to everyone eventually.

 

[xsited1]

I've always assumed bigfoot was straight because if he wasn't we would have seen him in a gay pride parade by now.

 

[strollingbones]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

north carolina not the fucking carolinas two different states

 

[percysunshine]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

North Carolina not the fucking carolinas two different states

South Carolina would never give Bigfoot an entry visa.

Of course, he might be undocumented.

 

[masquerade]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

north carolina not the fucking carolinas two different states

And New England isn't MA, NH, VT, CT, ME & RI! It's six different states!

 

[FuelRod]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

north carolina not the fucking carolinas two different states

With feet that big I'm sure he manages to stroll across state lines asswipe.

 

[rikules]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

(not that i believe inbigfoot but...)

bigfoot has been "sighted" in practically every state in the union.

bigfoot has been sighted all over the world (can you imagine what his passport looks like?)

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Gigantopithecus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They're not "extinct"

 

[percysunshine]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

(not that i believe inbigfoot but...)

bigfoot has been "sighted" in practically every state in the union.

bigfoot has been sighted all over the world (can you imagine what his passport looks like?)

I have never heard of a 'Bigfoot' sighting in Hawaii. I am not sure why.

 

[Shadow]

To catch a rare glimpse of "Champ" ?

 

[Shadow]

I thought Big Foot lived in the Pacific Northwest? Is it that he winters in the Carolina's?

(not that i believe inbigfoot but...)

bigfoot has been "sighted" in practically every state in the union.

bigfoot has been sighted all over the world (can you imagine what his passport looks like?)

I have never heard of a 'Bigfoot' sighting in Hawaii. I am not sure why.

In Hawaii he is known as Aikanaka. (he is incognito)

Bigfoot: The Aikanaka of Wahiawa, Hawaii 1973...and the Obake Files...

 

[percysunshine]

(not that i believe inbigfoot but...)

bigfoot has been "sighted" in practically every state in the union.

bigfoot has been sighted all over the world (can you imagine what his passport looks like?)

I have never heard of a 'Bigfoot' sighting in Hawaii. I am not sure why.

In Hawaii he is known as Aikanaka. (he is incognito)

Bigfoot: The Aikanaka of Wahiawa, Hawaii 1973...and the Obake Files...

Now that you mention it...Obama kind of has big feet....and if he would stop shaving his legs for golfing...he might be furry...