Why can't I log off of USMB?

[CrusaderFrank]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

 

[Zoom-boing]

I get sucked into the USMB vortex alllll the time.

 

[boedicca]

It means you are to USMB what a cockroach is to a Roach Motel.

Eeek!

 

[Tom Clancy]

You're not allowed to leave... ..ever..

 

[B. Kidd]

Your firewall failed and you've been 'jacked by a Trojan-type virus.

 

[L.K.Eder]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

it happens to me, but in my case, it is because i am so super fucking awesome.

no idea about the root of your problem, sorry.

 

[boedicca]

Welcome to the USMB forums
Such a lovely board
(Such a lovely board)
Such a looney horde
Plenty of threads at the USMB forums
Any time of day
(Any time of day)
You can always play...

Last thing I remember I was logging off the site
I had just subscribed to a thread to continue the fight
"Relax," said the night mod, "We are programmed to DECEIVE
You can log out any time you like but you can never leave"...

 

[xotoxi]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

I don't know what you are talking about.

I rarely spend any time here because I am always focusing on my work.

 

[B. Kidd]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

I don't know what you are talking about.

I rarely spend any time here because I am always focusing on my work.

Where do you work; in a security booth w/ a 'puter in it?

 

[L.K.Eder]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

I don't know what you are talking about.

I rarely spend any time here because I am always focusing on my work.

Where do you work; in a security booth w/ a 'puter in it?

he is a paid shill working for ross perot.

 

[strollingbones]

its cause your a conservative dickhead with no ambition in life...you are simply sucking up money and not working...duh

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

never.

the rest of us are all students, seniors, handicapped invalids and misfits. we DO NOT produce stuff, revenue producing, revenue enhancing or otherwise.


disclosure: I fit all categories

 

[xotoxi]

I don't know what you are talking about.

I rarely spend any time here because I am always focusing on my work.

Where do you work; in a security booth w/ a 'puter in it?

he is a paid shill working for ross perot.

The word "shill" is so hurtful.

We prefer to be called "hacks".

 

[PoliticalChic]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

The USMB is the internet equivalent of the Tar Baby...

 

[Big Fitz]

Welcome to the USMB forums
Such a lovely board
(Such a lovely board)
Such a looney horde
Plenty of threads at the USMB forums
Any time of day
(Any time of day)
You can always play...

Last thing I remember I was logging off the site
I had just subscribed to a thread to continue the fight
"Relax," said the night mod, "We are programmed to DECEIVE
You can log out any time you like but you can never leave"...

I like your refrain better than mine.
We'll have to co-write to hammer out the perfect Hotel USMB.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/2470249-post6.html

 

[Big Fitz]

Oh and Frank... we call this phenomenon.... Lunch... around here.

 

[masquerade]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

Yes.
All the time. And not just here on USMB.
Damn internet. I can't remember what I used to do with all this time.

 

[dilloduck]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

Yes.
All the time. And not just here on USMB.
Damn internet. I can't remember what I used to do with all this time.

I think I've substituted it in place of mindless watching some TV show. I maybe watch TV for 1/2 hour a day now.

 

[Valerie]

I popped on here for what I thought would be 2 minutes but that was 45 minutes ago. I have a ton of revenue producing stuff to get too, but I keep posting here

WTF?

Does this happen to other posters?

Yes.
All the time. And not just here on USMB.
Damn internet. I can't remember what I used to do with all this time.

I think I've substituted it in place of mindless watching some TV show. I maybe watch TV for 1/2 hour a day now.

Me too! At home I actually do all at once..Read on the computer, watch TV and talk on the phone...All the while making sangwiches for my husband, no less!

 

[dilloduck]

Yes.
All the time. And not just here on USMB.
Damn internet. I can't remember what I used to do with all this time.

I think I've substituted it in place of mindless watching some TV show. I maybe watch TV for 1/2 hour a day now.

Me too! At home I actually do all at once..Read on the computer, watch TV and talk on the phone...All the while making sangwiches for my husband, no less!

Sangwiches ? You serenade him while fixing a PBJ ?