There's Tim Pawlenty, who wants to be known as "T-Paw", in a really pathetic attempt to appeal to younger voters and distinguish himself from Mitt Romney, who is afraid of offending anyone and would never do anything distinctive like call himself "M-Rom". And if you took McCain, but made him 30 years younger and three shades darker, you'd get Bobby Jindal, another uninspiring candidate who fits the GOP's current strategy of focusing on how ethnic and multicultural they are, not what new ideas they have. Now if you want someone with some interesting ideas, you can turn to Newt Gingrich, who liked being in politics so much, he left the profession so he could spend more time signing books at the Paramus Park Mall Barnes & Noble. Palin's the only one who's got any balls, maybe because the others have had theirs squeezed away by the TSA. Hate to say it, but at this rate, I might be voting again for the best President Jakarta has ever produced.