Who's funnier????

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    Most of the time when I log on to this board I can find objection to something someone is posting and at times some threads can get a bit angry. Many times however the person I'm arguing a point with says something funny and I leave the board laughing. Mostly I end up laughing at something that was said at my expense.

    My point is that there are a lot of funny people on this board, so lets have your best jokes. Lets see who's funnier, Democrats Republicans or Independents. State your Party affiliation and post your best joke.

    Lets give it a try.
     
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    Someone had a little trouble understanding a post I made and went off on a" Lassie did timmy fall in the well bit" that started funny, but quickly turned into gibberish even more confounding than my own .
     
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    A Buddhist walks up to a hot-dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything". He then pays the vendor and asks for change. The vendor says, "change comes from within".
     
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    It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.

    A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

    The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening Marine, nice night, isn't it?"

    Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

    The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

    The Private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

    The General, pointing at the dog, "This is my Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

    The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

    The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

    The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
     
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