Who thinks that dating their dog is a better relationship?

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  1. Matthew
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    Matthew Blue dog all the way!

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    Who thinks that dating their dog is a better relationship? Let's be honest your dog is faithful and will never screw you over.

    -It won't beat you
    -Won't rape you
    -Won't leave you a single parent!
    -It won't snab you in the back
    -It will remain faithful to you and only you for life
    -It is easy going
    -It will make you happy every single day!


    Why not try something a little different and give your dog your full trust? :eusa_boohoo: Lots of people choose to spend their lives with their dogs or cats! For a number of good reasons! Far more faithful and better then 90% of men and women.


    (Of course I wouldn't do this, but who says you can't?:eusa_silenced:)

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    Now this is a superior relationship!
     
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    Matthew Blue dog all the way!

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    I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
    -They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
    -They're faithful
    -They're honest
    -They won't rape you!

    180 degree's better then going out with the inferior option!
     
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    Who here thinks matthew has ANY other dating options in his so-called life?
     
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    Mad Scientist Feels Good! Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    Dogs don't care about you, they'll stay with anyone that feeds them.

    And I never dated a girl who ate her own sh*t.
     
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    I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here, Matthew. Have you suffered from a recent head injury?
     
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    Dogs are better than people - I agree, but that's as far as I go. :eek:
    They are extremely loyal, fearless, and dependable - even black ones!
     
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    Unless the OP means that dating a dog is better than dating someone of a different race, I don't see the relevancy of interspecies romance.
     
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    only white people would think this way.They are weird.
     
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    Yeah Dogs are good fellows, but they arent women.
     
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    Well at least doing it doggy style with her is a given.
     

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