Who thinks that dating their dog is a better relationship?

[ScienceRocks]

Who thinks that dating their dog is a better relationship? Let's be honest your dog is faithful and will never screw you over.

-It won't beat you
-Won't rape you
-Won't leave you a single parent!
-It won't snab you in the back
-It will remain faithful to you and only you for life
-It is easy going
-It will make you happy every single day!


Why not try something a little different and give your dog your full trust? Lots of people choose to spend their lives with their dogs or cats! For a number of good reasons! Far more faithful and better then 90% of men and women.


(Of course I wouldn't do this, but who says you can't?)

Now this is a superior relationship!

 

[ScienceRocks]

I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
-They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
-They're faithful
-They're honest
-They won't rape you!

180 degree's better then going out with the inferior option!

 

[Unkotare]

Who here thinks matthew has ANY other dating options in his so-called life?

 

[Mad Scientist]

I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
-They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
-They're faithful
-They're honest
-They won't rape you!

Dogs don't care about you, they'll stay with anyone that feeds them.

And I never dated a girl who ate her own sh*t.

 

[Swagger]

I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here, Matthew. Have you suffered from a recent head injury?

 

[Duped]

Dogs are better than people - I agree, but that's as far as I go.
They are extremely loyal, fearless, and dependable - even black ones!

 

[Katzndogz]

Unless the OP means that dating a dog is better than dating someone of a different race, I don't see the relevancy of interspecies romance.

 

[Huey]

only white people would think this way.They are weird.

 

[Mortimer]

Yeah Dogs are good fellows, but they arent women.

 

[blastoff]

Well at least doing it doggy style with her is a given.

 

[Truthmatters]

I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
-They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
-They're faithful
-They're honest
-They won't rape you!

Dogs don't care about you, they'll stay with anyone that feeds them.

And I never dated a girl who ate her own sh*t.

I have three dogs and none of them eat shit.

You must not be feeding yours properly

 

[Truthmatters]

why is it some of you equate a date with sex?

Its called no respect for women

 

[IanC]

my dog humped my leg when I was a small kid. if that's not rape and child abuse.....

 

[Mad Scientist]

I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
-They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
-They're faithful
-They're honest
-They won't rape you!

Dogs don't care about you, they'll stay with anyone that feeds them.

And I never dated a girl who ate her own sh*t.

I have three dogs and none of them eat shit.

You must not be feeding yours properly

Maybe cause they get enough of it from their owner?

My wife and I don't have any pets.

I grew up with plenty of pets around. My kids had dogs and cats and birds and even a few Kabotomushi (look that up). But now that we're "empty nesters" we have no desire at all for any kind of pet. And our friends know to never bring their pets over to our house either.

 

[The Professor]

Well at least doing it doggy style with her is a given.

OK, you asked for it.

A man and his wife go to see their doctor and tell him that their sex life is boring, and they're losing interest.

The doctor ask them how often they have sex and they till him almost every day.

The doctor then asks what positions they use and they tell him the only way they do it is doggy style.

When the doctor asks them why, the tell him, "That's the only way we can both watch TV at the same time."

 

[squeeze berry]

why is it some of you equate a date with sex?

Its called no respect for women

haven't had a date in a while have you

 

[Defiant1]

I'd prefer to date my cat.





At least it's pussy.

 

[52ndStreet]

I honestly feel that dogs are superior over half of humanity. Who the fuck said that they're second to man?
-They don't allow their puppies to starve to death by the millions
-They're faithful
-They're honest
-They won't rape you!

180 degree's better then going out with the inferior option!

Its called beastiality Matthew, Dogs can give you rabbies, they get fleas , and ticks,
and they stink. Is that your picture as your icon?.
Plus you have to pick up their shit.And their shit stinks.
No, I don't think dating a dog is better than dating a real woman.

 

[Immortal_Echo]

Ok I'm confused, why is this in Race Relations/Racism. All I'm seeing is talk about pets.

 

[Truthmatters]

why is it some of you equate a date with sex?

Its called no respect for women

haven't had a date in a while have you

Ive been married for 25 years