Who said it? Moveable quotes...

[Pogo]

Fun game. Take a real quote, ideally from Big Orange because he's low-hanging fruit, and put it in somebody else's mouth and imagine the reaction.

For example:

"I've said many times, if she wasn't my daughter, I'd be dating her"

Spoiler: Punch line: Who said it?

Bill Clinton

 

[Pogo]

"I have the best words"

Spoiler: Who said it?

Joe Biden

 

[Indeependent]

"Pogo is an asshole".
Said by ME.

 

[Pogo]

"Pogo is an asshole".
Said by ME.

Tissue?

Spoiler: Who said it?

Kimberly Clark

 

[Divine Wind]

“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.”

Spoiler

Hillary Clinton

 

[Divine Wind]

“The constitution shall never be construed...to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.”

Spoiler

Barack Obama

 

[Pogo]

“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”

Spoiler: Who said it?

Michelle Obama

 

[Indeependent]

"Pogo is an asshole".
Said by ME.

Tissue?

Spoiler: Who said it?

Kimberly Clark

"Pogo is an imbecile".
Said by ME.

 

[Pogo]

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

Spoiler: Who said it?

Any 14-year-old girl's diary

 

[Pogo]

"Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?"

Spoiler: Who said it?

Richard Nixon

 

[Indeependent]

"Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to "leak" into the public. One last shot at me.Are we living in Nazi Germany?"

Spoiler: Who said it?

Richard Nixon

"Trump will NEVER win the Republican Nominaton!"

 

[Pogo]

"Black guys counting my money -- I hate it. The only people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day".

Spoiler: Who said it?

Adolf Hitler

 

[ChrisL]

Say hello to my little friend!

Spoiler: Who Said It?

Anthony Weiner talking about his weiner

 

[Divine Wind]

"Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time. "

Spoiler

Bill Clinton

 

[Moonglow]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Spoiler

"Woodchuck union represenative"

 

[Pogo]

“We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country”

Spoiler: Who Said it?

The Dalai Lama

 

[Pogo]

"I have a great relationship with the blacks"

Spoiler: Who said it?

David Duke

 

[Pogo]

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Spoiler: Who said it?

Mother Theresa

 

[Pogo]

“It’s my opinion that to a large extent, Mike Tyson was railroaded in this case.”

Spoiler: Who said it?

Evander Holyfield

 

[ChrisL]

"That'll do, pig, that'll do."

Spoiler: Who said it?

Hillary Clinton to Bill Clinton