Who or What can Stop the Spill?

[Oddball]

FOXNews.com - Photo Op-inion: Best of the Week

 

[froggy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKDV7dv9aCA]YouTube - The amazing story of Superman[/ame]

 

[xsited1]

 

[Mr Natural]

Maybe back in the Keith Moon era, but probably not now.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Ya know, if Billy Mayes hadn't kicked the bucket he'd have had the bloody thing fixed by now.

 

[rcajun90]

Stop fooling around and drop a dime on this dude.

 

[Misty]

oh I'm saving this one. It's poetic. Lol

 

[The T]

FOXNews.com - Photo Op-inion: Best of the Week

 

[boedicca]

FOXNews.com - Photo Op-inion: Best of the Week

Perfection!

 

[WillowTree]

 

[Zander]

Science will stop the spill !!!! SCIENCE!!!!

“i’m here to stop the oil leak!” president obama announced as he approached the oil soaked beach.

“oh,” the bp official said, “i didn’t think you were going to help.”

“i have been helping,” obama said, “i’m been yelling at you to do better. That’s a sort of helping. But then i thought of a way to stop the oil leak for good. Know what that method is?”

“well… i guess we could–”

"SCIENCE!!!!" obama shouted gleefully. “i thought maybe we could use SCIENCE!! To stop it.”

“actually, we’ve been using–”

“i got all the best scientific minds together,” obama continued, “and they were like, ‘stop bothering us, obama!’ then they made fun of my ears. They were mean scientists and i don’t like them anymore. But in the end professor science! Agreed to come and use SCIENCE! To stop the oil leak.”

a man in an impressive white lab coat holding a test tube approached the shore. “it is i: Professor SCIENCE! and i will stop this leak using… SCIENCE!

“yay!” obama exclaimed, clapping his hands together excitedly.

“now stand back, laymen,” professor SCIENCE! Said. “make room for… SCIENCE!" professor SCIENCE! Approached the shore and held his test tube high. “by the power of SCIENCE!, i command the leak to stop!”

everyone was silent for a few moments waiting to see if anything happened. “did it work?” obama finally asked.

“the SCIENCE! On whether an oil leak is slowing is… complicated,” professor SCIENCE! Said, “but i think it’s… um… yeah, it’s slowing.”

“yay for SCIENCE!" obama shouted. “well, i guess we’re done here. I’m going to go to arizona now and yell at them for being racist.” he started heading away with professor SCIENCE!, telling him, “i read that it was racist on the internet.”

“the internet was made with SCIENCE!"

“wow!”

alone on the shore, the bp official bowed his head. “i wish i thought of using SCIENCE!”

SCIENCE!!!

 

[Old Rocks]

How do we stop the next spill?



Don't Drill

 

[dilloduck]

Red_Adair_Biography

cept he's dead I think

 

[rcajun90]

Red_Adair_Biography

cept he's dead I think

BP is bringing in his company.
BP brings in Red Adair's successor to stop oil leak - Americas, World - The Independent

 

[dilloduck]

Red_Adair_Biography

cept he's dead I think

BP is bringing in his company.
BP brings in Red Adair's successor to stop oil leak - Americas, World - The Independent

 

[Modbert]

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[Zander]

How do we stop the next spill?



Don't Drill

Tell it the Mexicans, the Chinese, and your buddy HUGO. If we do not extract the oil off the shores of our own nation, they will. We need to move towards independence AND drill for oil.

 

[hortysir]

I volunteer Rush Limbaugh's fat ass to plug the leak

 

[The T]

How do we stop the next spill?



Don't Drill

Tell it the Mexicans, the Chinese, and your buddy HUGO. If we do not extract the oil off the shores of our own nation, they will. We need to move towards independence AND drill for oil.

Oh and umm...There as one worse than this one 31 years AGO.

Did obama LIE and say this was the worst?

"Thirty-one years ago, the Ixtoc I well blew out in the Gulf of Mexico after its blowout preventer failed. Cleanup crews responded with oil booms, skimmers and detergents. Ira Flatow and guests discuss why, three decades later, oil cleanup crews still rely on the same technology. "


Oil Spill Cleanup Technology Stuck In 20th Century

 

[The T]

How do we stop the next spill?



Don't Drill

Tell it the Mexicans, the Chinese, and your buddy HUGO. If we do not extract the oil off the shores of our own nation, they will. We need to move towards independence AND drill for oil.

yes we do. We can't cease...because of this. Learn the lessons...and move ON.