Who in the NFC do you think will knock of the Vikings?

[manifold]

Disclaimer: If you are retarded enough to think the Vikes will be in the SB, then this thread isn't for you.


I hereby GUARANTEE that the Vikings do not win the NFC this year.

The only question is who will knock them out of the playoffs this time?

Which team will shut down Peterson, forcing Favre to get ur done, which in turn will lead to him shitting the bed like he does?

 

[Oddball]

Not gonna happen this time.

Of course, the Vikes should hire some private detectives to make sure Dennis Green isn't allowed anywhere near Minnesnowta until February.

 

[manifold]

Wanna bet?

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Disclaimer: If you are retarded enough to think the Vikes will be in the SB, then this thread isn't for you.


I hereby GUARANTEE that the Vikings do not win the NFC this year.

The only question is who will knock them out of the playoffs this time?

Which team will shut down Peterson, forcing Favre to get ur done, which in turn will lead to him shitting the bed like he does?

I see the patriots winning again.....No I wont listen to reason the Patriots WILL win

EDIT: Loyal hometeam fan who is as blinded by local team loyalty as many on the forums are by party ideology .

 

[manifold]

Patriots Rule!

But they're in the AFC douchenozzle.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Patriots Rule!

But they're in the AFC douchenozzle.

DOH

 

[Oddball]

I see the patriots winning again.....No I wont listen to reason the Patriots WILL win

EDIT: Loyal hometeam fan who is as blinded by local team loyalty as many on the forums are by party ideology .

That's not me.

It was my oft stated position that the Vikes were only an even money shot to win their division as long as Tavarus Jackson was their QB.
I'm also sticking to my guns in saying that if they don't get at least to the NFC championship, Brad Chidress' ass is on the line, too.

 

[Paulie]

I smell a bet...

I personally think Brett Fah-vrah can carry the team when and if Peterson is contained.

 

[manifold]

I smell a bet...

I personally think Brett Fah-vrah can carry the team when and if Peterson is contained.

That's why you're a baseball fan first. You don't know jack about football.

 

[Paulie]

I smell a bet...

I personally think Brett Fah-vrah can carry the team when and if Peterson is contained.

That's why you're a baseball fan first. You don't know jack about football.

Jack? I don't know about all THAT. My football IQ is lower than it was in my younger days but I can still hang.

Where some of you are well informed at this point, I'm still catching up because of my baseball season being extended again.

But it's cool, we don't have to bet if you're scared.

 

[manifold]

btw, if there is a MOP around (moderator on patrol), could you do me a solid and fix my typo in the thread title. "Of" should be "Off."

I'm anal like that.

 

[manifold]

I smell a bet...

I personally think Brett Fah-vrah can carry the team when and if Peterson is contained.

That's why you're a baseball fan first. You don't know jack about football.

Jack? I don't know about all THAT. My football IQ is lower than it was in my younger days but I can still hang.

Where some of you are well informed at this point, I'm still catching up because of my baseball season being extended again.

But it's cool, we don't have to bet if you're scared.

Scared? Moi? I guess you missed the post where I said.... Wanna bet?

I'll bet anyone willing that the Vikings do not win the NFC Championship.

 

[Paulie]

That's why you're a baseball fan first. You don't know jack about football.

Jack? I don't know about all THAT. My football IQ is lower than it was in my younger days but I can still hang.

Where some of you are well informed at this point, I'm still catching up because of my baseball season being extended again.

But it's cool, we don't have to bet if you're scared.

Scared? Moi? I guess you missed the post where I said.... Wanna bet?

I'll bet anyone willing that the Vikings do not win the NFC Championship.

Well let's see. Who's going to challenge them?

Tony Blowmohomos? I'm not sure anyone but a Dallas fan would put that kind of wager on him.

The fucking EAGLES? We beat them last year when they DIDN'T have Favre, and Favre is looking sharp so far. I don't like our chances this year. And I'm not sold on us anyway. We've over-achieved if you ask me. But I do like our new RB LeSean McCoy. He's got some potential.

So that leaves the Saints. Brees hasn't proven he can get to the big one yet. He's still kind of a Romo, just with a playoff win under his belt.

I'll call Minnesota to win the NFC, and you can even name the terms.

 

[random3434]

I'm in. I bet the Vikings win the AFC.

 

[Toro]

LOL - I misread this. I thought you said "NFC North," not "NFC," so I had to change this post.

I have no idea if the Vikings will win. As a long-time Vikes fan, I've learned NOT to bet on them getting to the Super Bowl.

They stack up well against every team in the NFC but with Chili as our coach, I'm not willing to wager a dime.

 

[Xenophon]

Giants.

Yes, I know, but hope springs eternal.

 

[code1211]

I'll admit to being a bleeding purple, dyed in the wool, Helga hat wearing, Tarkington remembering, Bud Grant worshipping, defense loving, borderline sychoticly devoted, oh, what the heck, sychotically devoted Vikes fan, BUT, picking the Vikes to go the SB is just plain masochistic.

If they go, I'll love it and be scared to death. It'll be like watching a horror movie when the main charachter goes in the basement or whatever room is in the movie's title.

They do look good, though. They'd be unbeaten except that luck was on the Steeler's side.

New Orleans against Minney is the match up in the NFC.

Figure New England against Indy in the AFC.

You can bet that none of these teams wants to play any of these others with the cash on the line. They're all pretty good.

It might be New Orleans year. It's about time. Any team can have a bad century.

 

[xotoxi]

Tampa Bay will meet Tennessee in the Super Bowl after both teams run the regular season table and sneak into the playoffs.

 

[Toro]

Scared? Moi? I guess you missed the post where I said.... Wanna bet?

I'll bet anyone willing that the Vikings do not win the NFC Championship.

So, in other words, you're offering the Vikings versus the entire field.

The current odds on the Vikings winning the NFC as of November 10 is 11:4.

NFL Future Book Odds at VegasInsider.com, the leader in Sportsbook and Gaming information -

In other words, you are willing to offer a 26.7% chance on the Vikings, while you take the 73.3% probability.

That's mighty generous of you.

But then again, you did say

Disclaimer: If you are retarded enough to think the Vikes will be in the SB, then this thread isn't for you.


I hereby GUARANTEE that the Vikings do not win the NFC this year.

The only question is who will knock them out of the playoffs this time?

Which team will shut down Peterson, forcing Favre to get ur done, which in turn will lead to him shitting the bed like he does?

You are are willing to guarantee that the Vikings won't win the Super Bowl. Frankly, I have no idea how you are able to make such a guarantee, unless you're Ed Hochley and you'll be refereeing the Vikes in the playoffs and you've taken a bribe.

A guarantee implies certainty. Since you are therefore certain that the Vikings will lose, that means the odds of Minnesota going to the Super Bowl is 0%. If someone knows for certain the outcome of anything, and is able to profit from it, one is a fool not to do so. Since you are willing to guarantee a certainty, you should be willing to offer up any odds.If it is certain there is 0% the Vikings will go to the Super Bowl, only a fool would be willing to take the opposite side of that bet. I am willing to be that fool.

Thus, I am willing to offer this bet. I will offer $10 to the charity of your choice at 100:1 odds, meaning that you would have to pay $1000 to the charity of my choice if you are wrong. But of course, you won't be wrong because there is 0% chance you being wrong. So I can offer any odds, but that is irrelevant because it is certain the Vikes have a 0% chance of getting to the Super Bowl.

Now, 100:1 odds may sound like a lot, but to the person who understands chance and randomness, if something is certain, it is in fact remarkably cheap. No price is too high because the real odds are 100:0. For example, I am certain that tomorrow, the sun will rise in the east, and I am willing to offer odds of 1,000,000,000:1 that the sun will rise in the east. Who is willing to take the other side of that bet, since it is guaranteed the sun will rise in the east tomorrow? I could offer a google to 1 odds, and I still would win because the real odds are 0% of anything else happening.

There's your bet. Are we on?

 

[manifold]

Sure, I'll take your bet Toro, except not for money since I'm too cheap.

If the Vikes win the NFC I'll say 100 Hail Mary's for the charity of your choice, if they lose you have to say one Hail Mary for Shogun (he's a pretty good charity case).

Deal?