Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?

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    Finally, the question has been answered, given this recent exchange at the United Nations Assembly.

    A representative from Israel began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

    The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then.'

    The Israeli representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech..'.
     
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    Glad they still have humor in Merry-O-England! The country my company is headquartered in!
     

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