Discussion in 'Conspiracy Theories' started by Mr.Fitnah, Dec 17, 2010.
The guy was pushed
Seeing that he's falling into soft foliage, how dd he break so severely that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him together again?
I suspect a CIA controlled demolition.
You're just buying into The Man's version that Humpty was even an egg. A bunch of sheeple, I tell ya.
I'll keep believing it until you can post a YouTube video that says otherwise.
Mother Goose would never lie to me.
Who owns YouTube, eh? That's right, The Man does.
I wish I could locate The Man. He's got his fingers in everything! Maybe I can get him to adopt me.
After performing my research into this event, I am left with questions.
Why are Humpty, his hat, and the spoon falling in different directions? Is this the smoking gun for a controlled demolition?
Is the bee a government surveillance drone put in the air to confirm the event?
How is it that chickens throughout history have laid eggs in foliage without breaking, yet this one was completely destroyed?
Finally, who tipped off the illustrator to be at this particular place and time to capture the event?
I have to conclude it was an inside job and part of a conspiracy to lead us into a war against Iowa for harboring Al-Clucka.
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