Who deserves a lump of coal in their stocking?

Actually, Santa no longer traffics in coal, carbon footprint and all.

Instead, he breaks into your house and steals things like you sheets, towels and blankets... and any hope of health care reform.
 
Santa's going green this year again. The big Harry Pelosi and P-BO can both have a pile of fresh reindeer shit in theirs.
 

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