I guess you're not one of those "teach a man to fish" types...and you're obviously not one of those "give a man a fish" types.
Would make you one of those "Fuck you, it's my fish and I'm not going to tell you how I caught it!!" people.
Actually, I'm one of those.... "It was your parent's/family's job to teach you how to fish." types.
My parents weren't fishermen.