Where is my Remote Control?

[Jeremy]

Damn.

Intense already said that.

 

[Jeremy]

You found it in the last place you looked!!!!

 

[Paulie]

In the refrigerator? I have done that a few times, I also like to put other things in there. I like putting the cereal in there, along with the peanut butter.

That's the weed.

 

[Jeremy]

In the refrigerator? I have done that a few times, I also like to put other things in there. I like putting the cereal in there, along with the peanut butter.

That's the weed.

I hate it when I put the mini bong in the freezer to chill the water and set the hot pockets on the toaster.

 

[Ringel05]

Nobody has the right answer yet.










Now, our remote for the living room TV is has not worked for 5 months, so we have to turn the channel by hand...........for 5 whole months!






We really don't watch a lot of TV in our house, the news, a few shows, and of course football and basketball games.


But, I may break down and buy a Universal Remote for the living room TV, even tho it's over 5 years old, and cost me $200. I'll use it until it breaks, THEN buy a new one.


That's how I roll.

Replace the batteries..........

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The suspense is killing me.

Where did you find the remote, EZ?

 

[Luissa]

In the refrigerator? I have done that a few times, I also like to put other things in there. I like putting the cereal in there, along with the peanut butter.

That's the weed.

Actually, I have done it for years.... oh! wait.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

In the refrigerator? I have done that a few times, I also like to put other things in there. I like putting the cereal in there, along with the peanut butter.

That's the weed.

Actually, I have done it for years.... oh! wait.

Yours lasts long enough to make it to the frig?...oops

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it even possible?
If I lose the remote to the cars, I cant get in the hatch back

 

[editec]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back when I was watching TV, I gave away a still functional TV simply because it would no longer accept REMOTE input.

TV was bad enough, but without the option of channel surfing to avoid both commercials and having to sit through the blather of the shows themselves I found TV basically unwatchable.

KILL YOUR TVs.

The mind you save may be you own.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

 

[random3434]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that is great!

OK, I give!


It was in my bed!

 

[ConHog]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that is great!

OK, I give!


It was in my bed!

Hope you didn't leave your electronic bed toy on the coffee table.

 

[RadiomanATL]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that is great!

OK, I give!


It was in my bed!

Hope you didn't leave your electronic bed toy on the coffee table.

EZ is a real woman.

It's diesel powered.

 

[xotoxi]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

DUDE! I just fucking laughed my ass off!

I have no more ass as we speak.

Too bad I can't rep you as I am already in debt for repping my birthday thread posts.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man, that is great!

OK, I give!


It was in my bed!

Thanks for letting me know. I'll put my minions back in their box.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

DUDE! I just fucking laughed my ass off!

I have no more ass as we speak.

Too bad I can't rep you as I am already in debt for repping my birthday thread posts.

Hey, no problem. It's the thought that counts.

And again, Happy Birthday! Hope your cake didn't look like my last one.

 

[Wicked Jester]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel around up under all those fat rolls........Gotta be in there somewhere......Maybe you'll get lucky and find that Dorito ya' lost a few months back also.

 

[xotoxi]

If you don't tell me where the remote was, I am going to unleash my enforcers.

DUDE! I just fucking laughed my ass off!

I have no more ass as we speak.

Too bad I can't rep you as I am already in debt for repping my birthday thread posts.

Hey, no problem. It's the thought that counts.

And again, Happy Birthday! Hope your cake didn't look like my last one.

I just set that cat picture as my desktop background.

 

[random3434]

Shoot, you mean I have to change the channel by HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel around up under all those fat rolls........Gotta be in there somewhere......Maybe you'll get lucky and find that Dorito ya' lost a few months back also.

Why, is the remote lost in your fat ass again, or did your boyfriend just leave it there this time?