Where Do Conservative Christians Go From Here?

[Avatar4321]

PHARISEE CHRISTIANS



I actually read on this board someone claiming to be a christian saying that god only gave humans two cheaks with which to forgive. I bet jebus only had two cheaks too.


hell, even jim jones, hitler and david koresh identified with christianity..



alas,
some coffee drinkers choose black
while some choose sugar and cream
to us they both have shitty breath
from a similar coffee bean

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[Shogun]

real deep crowd on this messageboard, I see.


*sigh*


neveryoumind, sir.

 

[Abbey Normal]

PHARISEE CHRISTIANS



I actually read on this board someone claiming to be a christian saying that god only gave humans two cheaks with which to forgive. I bet jebus only had two cheaks too.


hell, even jim jones, hitler and david koresh identified with christianity..



alas,
some coffee drinkers choose black
while some choose sugar and cream
to us they both have shitty breath
from a similar coffee bean

Who's jebus?

 

[Shogun]

exactly.

 

[Avatar4321]

real deep crowd on this messageboard, I see.


*sigh*


neveryoumind, sir.

We are a very deep crowd here. Which is why its necessary to actually make sense when you write anything. Try as much as I can, I know I cant dumb myself down very far.

 

[Shogun]

HAHA!

uh huh.


I believe you! it's a proverbial puddle on the road up in here!

HA!

 

[flaja]

hell, even jim jones, hitler and david koresh identified with christianity..

Thus proving my point: You are not a Christian simply because you claim to be a Christian. Only God can determine if you are a Christian. You can claim to be a Christian ‘til doomsday and the world can call you a Christian everyday of your life, but until God says you are a Christian you are going to Hell.

 

[Abbey Normal]

We are a very deep crowd here. Which is why its necessary to actually make sense when you write anything. Try as much as I can, I know I cant dumb myself down very far.

No, I doubt you can.

Clarity of expression, especially when writing, is an all-but-lost art, iddn't it?