If there is a hoax Fort Fun Indiana will bite on it....the sky is falling dude...better take cover.....
Whoever is telling you what the weather will be like next week is lying to you ... notice TV will tell you this, proof I'm right ... I do have a way to predict this winter's abuse ... and I'll be right half the time, that's mathematical exact ... I have here in my hand a Bicentennial Kennedy Half-Dollar ... [clink] ... [slap] ... tails means COLDER ... better invest in Exxon ...
How convenient this comes up after last weeks frigid temps across the nation. And I know it's been below 'normal' temps around here for over a month.