Where are the elephant jokes?

[Amelia]

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out forest fires.​

 

[Amelia]

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks.​

 

[Liability]

To stomp out flaming ducks

 

[Amelia]

Doh, yeah. "Stomp" is better. I knew that.

 

[Amelia]

How can you tell if you pass an elephant?

You can't get the toilet seat down.​

 

[Mr. H.]

What's grey and comes in quarts?

 

[Amelia]

What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?

If you don't know, remind me never to ask you to mail a letter.​

 

[Amelia]

What is the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?

One is small, white and round. The other is large, grey and wrinkled.

 

[Liability]

How do you know when the elephant is having her time of month?

 

[Amelia]

Is that a wife joke?

 

[Amelia]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.​

 

[Liability]

Is that a wife joke?

No.

That wouldn't be funny.

 

[Amelia]

How is an elephant like an apricot?

They're both grey, well except for the apricot.