When you Shatner A Woman's Heart

[Midnight Marauder]

When you Shatner a Woman's Heart:

Was Captain Kirk the ho-dawg of the galaxy, or what?

Discuss.

 

[Mr. H.]

My sis met him at a S.T. convention and paid for a photo together. Right before the picture was taken she leaned over and said "Mr. Shatner, my fantasy is for you to put on your captain's uniform and fuck my brains out".
She said he turned purple and couldn't talk LOL.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I think he Shatnered Spock's heart. too.

 

[Truthmatters]

ewwweeee

even when I was a kid and the show was new he creeped me out.

 

[percysunshine]

Where is Mudwhistle?

 

[B. Kidd]

Where is Mudwhistle?

My thoughts exactly!

Put up a force field around Post #3 so he doesn't see it!!! Quick!!!

 

[Zona]

Kirk was the man. I love how shatner just laughs at trekkies. He plays his status out perfectly.

 

[JW Frogen]

Yes, but Spok only gets that horny every seven years so Kirk could have taken shore leave.

 

[Grace]

My sis met him at a S.T. convention and paid for a photo together. Right before the picture was taken she leaned over and said "Mr. Shatner, my fantasy is for you to put on your captain's uniform and fuck my brains out".
She said he turned purple and couldn't talk LOL.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Goddamn... You Star Trek fans would love my parents infatuation with Star Trek.

They turned voyager into a damn bar.

Yes they have a full bar with Voyager seats an all...

I fucking swear my parents are nuts, lets just say they take the star trek culture too far, but not as far as some but to the point where it affects their lives.

 

[Mr.Nick]

My parents turned their bar into a fucking space ship command post from voyager...

Its cool but I dont even like star trek so its difficult for me to understand.

 

[Mr. H.]

Captain Kirk does not exterminate all alien species, only those whose females he cannot procreate with.

 

[Sallow]

Shatner takes cheesy to a whole new level. That said..I love Star Trek.

 

[JW Frogen]

And yet it is amazing how the Universe loves cheesey.