When women drink too much...

[fuzzykitten99]

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ARCE AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

 

[Dan]

Drunk girls are annoying. Most of them, anyway.

 

[Nienna]

I've only been truly intoxicated 2---maybe 3 times. The only one of these I did was #5 (without the crying).

 

[Mr. P]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/forums/showpost.php?p=345436&postcount=1

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I've only been truly intoxicated 2---maybe 3 times. The only one of these I did was #5 (without the crying).

same here, but I have only been actually drunk-not buzzed, but actually drunk two times in my life.

The first time was at Tim's company christmas party. His boss had an open bar for everyone until the tab reached a pre-set dollar amount. It was held at a nice country club that had a big grand staircase. Tim's co-worker and I BOTH had to sit down on the stairs and go down one by one. I never did get a hangover from that, but likely because I ate before and during the cranberry/vodka shot contest that I was challenged to.

The second and last time I got drunk was at Nathan's 2nd birthday party last summer. Friends of ours were staying the night, so all our kids were in bed by 8. We had the bonfire going and we were sitting in the garage playing cards. Then we decided to play a drinking game called Cab Driver. Let just say I was taking my penalty shots with root beer barrels, and I had not eaten a whole lot that day, being busy with the party. Tim and I were SOOOO hung over the next day. I know I threw up at least 4 times during the night. It was so bad, and the memory of it lasted so long that when Tim and I went to Vegas the following weekend, neither of us had any desire to even SIP alcohol of any kind.

 

[Nienna]

Yeah... I don't really see the appeal of getting intoxicated. I guess it affects people differently. For me, I don't get wild & crazy; I just talk A LOT, then fall asleep. IMO, it's more fun to stay awake and watch everyone else get wild & crazy.

 

[Bonnie]

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ARCE AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

Which is why I never get drunk, although the times I have been drunk I get even more quiet than I usually am :scratch:

 

[Abbey Normal]

I know this is all in fun, and I have had my moments, but I wish young women would realize how dangerous it is for them to lose their bearings. So many of the Natalie Holloway-type stories we hear about are girls who disappear or are raped or murdered when they are drunk/high. Most recently, there was a 15 year old drunk girl who disappeared on a cruise ship.

Stepping off soapbox now.

 

[Bonnie]

I know this is all in fun, and I have had my moments, but I wish young women would realize how dangerous it is for them to lose their bearings. So many of the Natalie Holloway-type stories we hear about are girls who disappear or are raped or murdered when they are drunk/high. Most recently, there was a 15 year old drunk girl drunk who disappeared on a cruise ship.

Stepping off soapbox now.

Your right, I see young girls all the time drunk and completely not in control of their common sense, it's too dangerous of a world to take that chance.

 

[Avatar4321]

Your right, I see young girls all the time drunk and completely not in control of their common sense, it's too dangerous of a world to take that chance.

Not to mention its a total turn off to any decent self respecting man. The men you do turn on drinking you probably dont want to.

 

[Annie]

Drunk girls are annoying. Most of them, anyway.

Drunks are annoying.

 

[Said1]

Drinking Problem Solver

 

[Annie]

Drinking Problem Solver

Hilarious!