when the fuzz puts you in a choke hold

[shart_attack]

Here is the best clip on the Net which shows you how to beat it:

 

[Unkotare]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's controlling you from that position he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

 

[B. Kidd]

Most people are smart enough from putting themself in that situation when dealing with the police. But, it's a good PSA for the dummies who aren't.

 

[shart_attack]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

 

[Unkotare]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

Who is?

 

[shart_attack]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

Who is?

The one being choked. The chokee.

 

[Unkotare]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

Who is?

The one being choked. The chokee.

Why?

 

[B. Kidd]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

Who is?

The one being choked. The chokee.

I hope the shartee doesn't become the chokee..............

 

[shart_attack]

A) It's not that simple

B) Anyone "choking" you that way without controlling an arm is a dope unless you are seconds away from nap time and/or from becoming horizontal. If he's committing both arms to your neck he's probably gonna put you to sleep, destroy a kidney, or puncture you. "The fuzz" are unlikely to do any of those things unless you've left no other choice.

These kinds of things, out of a larger context, can be misleading because the Uke usually just stands there doing nothing, doing something stupid, or responding in super-slow motion.

Because he's/ she's in shock.

Who is?

The one being choked. The chokee.

Why?

Because it's kinda surprising to most people when overzealous cops on roids put them into choke holds, man.

 

[Unkotare]

You are assuming police officers are both overzealous and on roids? If so, why?

 

[whitehall]

Here is the best clip on the Net which shows you how to beat it:

Maybe the second mistake is to believe a you tube video after you make your first mistake of disrespecting the Police Officers who are just doing their jobs. Please ignore this bull shit stuff and preserve your life and integrity by simply submitting to legitimate authority.