When pigs fly...

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    A year ago it was said that the day we had a black President in the Whitehouse was the day that pigs fly.

    Today, we're terrified of something called SWINE FLU...coincidence??? I THINK NOT!!!
     
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    Well, he's not really black:

    Obama Jr's mother was white.(50%)
    Obama Jr's father (the other 50%) was 7/8's Arab and 1/8 Black
    Result: the candidate is 50% white, 44% Arab and 6% Black
     
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    what, we got another honky in the whitehouse!@!#$
     
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    No, the honky moved to Dallas...
     
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    :lol:
     

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