When life gives you lemons...

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    Yeah, our women don't all have peroxide hair and fake tits, dude.

    Natural blonde hair and real tits. :04:
     
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    How long you think weirdo posting above you will last?
     
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    Another day or maybe 2.

    How do I even know a lot of Texas women have peroxide hair and fake tits? Oh! Oops. :eusa_silenced:

    Same way I know there's a lot of tall, lithe, pretty brunette GA girls.
    My cousin even had one. :auiqs.jpg:

    She was on those pills though, he had to lose her.

    I ain't tryin' to stereotype women, but women from certain areas have a lot of the same characteristics.

    LA: Short, brunette curly, nice butt, possible fine mustache, medium to large breastuses. :aargh:

    Love to hear them talk.
     
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    Oh yeah! My buddy had a Texas girl, too. Peroxide hair, big ol' titties, but hers were real.

    She taught us "Neon Rainbow".

    She was pretty cool! That was a good-looking woman. She probably should have been in Nashville or Branson instead of around us. She was good!
    She was like 6'1", not the typical Texas woman. She was something! :113:
    Can't even remember her name, but I remember her.
    She was big and pretty and buxom and could play guitar and sing.
    I hope she made it, she had the tools to.
     
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    Yeah right.
     

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