When I get old are you liberals going to provide me with free Viagra?

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    Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?
     
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    you won't need Viagra, Gramps. Viagra is for older men who have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.






    I keed! I keed!
     
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    Please show me specifically in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights where you have the "right" to sex and mobility. I'll wait.
     
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    Only veterans will have those benefits.
    Gotta keep the volunteer military machine going somehow.
     
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    Veterans in the sack or war veterans?
     
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    No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.
     
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    Please show yourself the functioning part of you're brain that can discern a joke when its presented.
     
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    I would +rep you for a good joke but you're too much of a bitch and I just can't bring myself to do it. You'll have to settle with a thanks.
     
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    Only if you're a former meathead. The Socialist V.A. passes it out like candy. Xanex and Oxy too.
     

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