When Desperate.. play cards

[masquerade]

Why can't we all just sit around a table and play ourselves a few hands of poker while enjoying some political-free conversation.

Sound good?

I'll supply the snacks ... whole cashews, peanuts and chocolate of course. Y'all just be sure to bring your favorite spirit.

 

[goldcatt]

On rare occasions posters stay on track.. now this thread starts out with only some cards Democrats typically deal in times of desperation, hell, come to think of it, they don't even need desperation.

Freely admit in candid fashion that the cards played are indeed Democrat quintessentials and I doubt you would receive an argument...

Now .. in classic form .. when faced with an obvious habitual reality. The mis-directional rationalization is that both sides do it..

I've laid but a few cards on the table.. what cards you feel Republicans play, is a fair response or the starting of another thread..

Now Lumpy, your blinders are showing. Where in my post did I give any indication of partisanship? I despise both major parties and the games they both play. The fact that I lean left doesn't make me blind to the Democrats' shortcomings. Now the ten dollar question is, can you say the same about the Republicans?

Well played sweet darlin.. as you indicate with your response (Democrats' shortcomings) the acceptance of the quintessential Democrat cards played as enumerated it would be ungentlemanly not to acknowledge the possible existence, of the yet unlisted and therefore elusive Republican shortcomings.....

Why thank you, Lumpster.

I would say both parties (and a fair portion of their partisans) operate primarily by creating and playing on divisions and fear, fear, fear. It's easier to convince people they are part of a defined herd and need to follow that herd to fit in than it is to convince them individually. And fear seems to sell even better than sex. That's what happens when you have the country being run by a couple of private clubs that exist only to further their own agenda, wealth and power and don't give a shit about the people or actual governance.

I simply choose not to allow either of them to define me. But if you get me on my soapbox about the two party system and their tactics I might stay on it all day.

 

[Gunny]

Why can't we all just sit around a table and play ourselves a few hands of poker while enjoying some political-free conversation.

Sound good?

I'll supply the snacks ... whole cashews, peanuts and chocolate of course. Y'all just be sure to bring your favorite spirit.

You mean besides the fact this is a political message board? And a microcosm of our society in general? The right cries to me via the rules, the left has to make a freakin ' announcement on the board like the attention whores they are.

You bring snacks. I'm bringing a baseball bat.

 

[syrenn]

Enough of the Bullshit, it’s all nothing but a Turf War between Hollywood Garbage from Chicago playing bait and Switch to Screw Your Neighbor in Back Alleys with a Cucumber all the while wearing a Trust Dont Trust me smile and playing Happy Families.

I am tired of the Smear champagne of from a bunch of Asshole Scum who do nothing but Tute their own horns, Cheat, Jack Off, High Fiveing each other in Between putting the rest of the world on a Carousel that should be in a Casino. Shouldn’t they ask “May I” before turning our money into Peanuts while playing Poker on a Mexican Train screaming “Let it Ride”

They howl “Oh Shit look at that!” Of which their solution is to grab Spades, Dig a Hole and Push the Scat in.

Does any of this matter? I Doubt It. It’s nothing but a bunch of Pigs Looking for Friends playing Ride the Buss until it rolls off the Bridge in a flaming Crash.

O Hell, why not isn’t it all about the Last One (even if he is a knave) Standing?

Don’t forget, we have a Memory, it’s called Karma.





Hows that for playing cards lumpy?
Rules of Card Games: Alphabetical Index

 

[boedicca]

Three that have been quite overplayed this year: The Banker Card, The Insurance Company Card, and the Big Pharma Card.

 

[masquerade]

Why can't we all just sit around a table and play ourselves a few hands of poker while enjoying some political-free conversation.

Sound good?

I'll supply the snacks ... whole cashews, peanuts and chocolate of course. Y'all just be sure to bring your favorite spirit.

You mean besides the fact this is a political message board? And a microcosm of our society in general? The right cries to me via the rules, the left has to make a freakin ' announcement on the board like the attention whores they are.

You bring snacks. I'm bringing a baseball bat.

Excellent. So .. you're in?

Hhhmmmm ... how about the 'CRISIS' card?

 

[boedicca]

And the Dick Cheney card...and the Rush Limbaugh card...

 

[Lumpy 1]

Now Lumpy, your blinders are showing. Where in my post did I give any indication of partisanship? I despise both major parties and the games they both play. The fact that I lean left doesn't make me blind to the Democrats' shortcomings. Now the ten dollar question is, can you say the same about the Republicans?

Well played sweet darlin.. as you indicate with your response (Democrats' shortcomings) the acceptance of the quintessential Democrat cards played as enumerated it would be ungentlemanly not to acknowledge the possible existence, of the yet unlisted and therefore elusive Republican shortcomings.....

Why thank you, Lumpster.

I would say both parties (and a fair portion of their partisans) operate primarily by creating and playing on divisions and fear, fear, fear. It's easier to convince people they are part of a defined herd and need to follow that herd to fit in than it is to convince them individually. And fear seems to sell even better than sex. That's what happens when you have the country being run by a couple of private clubs that exist only to further their own agenda, wealth and power and don't give a shit about the people or actual governance.

I simply choose not to allow either of them to define me. But if you get me on my soapbox about the two party system and their tactics I might stay on it all day.

Well heck .. if your going to get all reasonable and stuff it not half as much fun.. sheez....

 

[Lumpy 1]

Enough of the Bullshit, it’s all nothing but a Turf War between Hollywood Garbage from Chicago playing bait and Switch to Screw Your Neighbor in Back Alleys with a Cucumber all the while wearing a Trust Dont Trust me smile and playing Happy Families.

I am tired of the Smear champagne of from a bunch of Asshole Scum who do nothing but Tute their own horns, Cheat, Jack Off, High Fiveing each other in Between putting the rest of the world on a Carousel that should be in a Casino. Shouldn’t they ask “May I” before turning our money into Peanuts while playing Poker on a Mexican Train screaming “Let it Ride”

They howl “Oh Shit look at that!” Of which their solution is to grab Spades, Dig a Hole and Push the Scat in.

Does any of this matter? I Doubt It. It’s nothing but a bunch of Pigs Looking for Friends playing Ride the Buss until it rolls off the Bridge in a flaming Crash.

O Hell, why not isn’t it all about the Last One (even if he is a knave) Standing?

Don’t forget, we have a Memory, it’s called Karma.





Hows that for playing cards lumpy?
Rules of Card Games: Alphabetical Index

No sugar but plenty of spice... You're welcome at my card table anytime... but beware I'm a sugar magnet.....

 

[jillian]

And the Dick Cheney card...and the Rush Limbaugh card...

as opposed to the 'librul' 'socialist' black commie we're not really racist card?

boring...

 

[syrenn]

Enough of the Bullshit, it’s all nothing but a Turf War between Hollywood Garbage from Chicago playing bait and Switch to Screw Your Neighbor in Back Alleys with a Cucumber all the while wearing a Trust Dont Trust me smile and playing Happy Families.

I am tired of the Smear champagne of from a bunch of Asshole Scum who do nothing but Tute their own horns, Cheat, Jack Off, High Fiveing each other in Between putting the rest of the world on a Carousel that should be in a Casino. Shouldn’t they ask “May I” before turning our money into Peanuts while playing Poker on a Mexican Train screaming “Let it Ride”

They howl “Oh Shit look at that!” Of which their solution is to grab Spades, Dig a Hole and Push the Scat in.

Does any of this matter? I Doubt It. It’s nothing but a bunch of Pigs Looking for Friends playing Ride the Buss until it rolls off the Bridge in a flaming Crash.

O Hell, why not isn’t it all about the Last One (even if he is a knave) Standing?

Don’t forget, we have a Memory, it’s called Karma.





Hows that for playing cards lumpy?
Rules of Card Games: Alphabetical Index

No sugar but plenty of spice... You're welcome at my card table anytime... but beware I'm a sugar magnet.....

Any time sweet cheeks, any time.

 

[Lumpy 1]

And the Dick Cheney card...and the Rush Limbaugh card...

as opposed to the 'librul' 'socialist' black commie we're not really racist card?

boring...

I've heard this rumor that "Jillian" has a sweet side.. can you imagine my shock and awe?

What are the odds that I'll be introduced to this elusive and here-to-fore unrealized side?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Enough of the Bullshit, it’s all nothing but a Turf War between Hollywood Garbage from Chicago playing bait and Switch to Screw Your Neighbor in Back Alleys with a Cucumber all the while wearing a Trust Dont Trust me smile and playing Happy Families.

I am tired of the Smear champagne of from a bunch of Asshole Scum who do nothing but Tute their own horns, Cheat, Jack Off, High Fiveing each other in Between putting the rest of the world on a Carousel that should be in a Casino. Shouldn’t they ask “May I” before turning our money into Peanuts while playing Poker on a Mexican Train screaming “Let it Ride”

They howl “Oh Shit look at that!” Of which their solution is to grab Spades, Dig a Hole and Push the Scat in.

Does any of this matter? I Doubt It. It’s nothing but a bunch of Pigs Looking for Friends playing Ride the Buss until it rolls off the Bridge in a flaming Crash.

O Hell, why not isn’t it all about the Last One (even if he is a knave) Standing?

Don’t forget, we have a Memory, it’s called Karma.





Hows that for playing cards lumpy?
Rules of Card Games: Alphabetical Index

No sugar but plenty of spice... You're welcome at my card table anytime... but beware I'm a sugar magnet.....

Any time sweet cheeks, any time.

.....ah .. pardon me... I'll be back .. I need a cold shower....

 

[syrenn]

No sugar but plenty of spice... You're welcome at my card table anytime... but beware I'm a sugar magnet.....

Any time sweet cheeks, any time.

.....ah .. pardon me... I'll be back .. I need a cold shower....

HA! So that's the reason for the new avatar

 

[Lumpy 1]

Any time sweet cheeks, any time.

.....ah .. pardon me... I'll be back .. I need a cold shower....

HA! So that's the reason for the new avatar

Ah.. I'm between avatars... but I do like Flapjack..very odd indeed ..

 

[syrenn]

.....ah .. pardon me... I'll be back .. I need a cold shower....

HA! So that's the reason for the new avatar

Ah.. I'm between avatars... but I do like Flapjack..very odd indeed ..

Oh I just figured that was you running for the shower either that or away from Gunnys baseball bat

 

[Lumpy 1]

HA! So that's the reason for the new avatar

Ah.. I'm between avatars... but I do like Flapjack..very odd indeed ..

Oh I just figured that was you running for the shower either that or away from Gunnys baseball bat

Damn your a funny Gal... you seem to have it all....

I've been hearing Gunny's a little grumpy of late but he's taken it easy on me.. I feel kinda left out....actually.. ...

 

[syrenn]

Ah.. I'm between avatars... but I do like Flapjack..very odd indeed ..

Oh I just figured that was you running for the shower either that or away from Gunnys baseball bat

Damn your a funny Gal... you seem to have it all....

I've been hearing Gunny's a little grumpy of late but he's taken it easy on me.. I feel kinda left out....actually.. ...

Damn! Here I thought it was me making your all hot and sweaty. It really Gunny your running from that's doing it

 

[Lumpy 1]

Oh I just figured that was you running for the shower either that or away from Gunnys baseball bat

Damn your a funny Gal... you seem to have it all....

I've been hearing Gunny's a little grumpy of late but he's taken it easy on me.. I feel kinda left out....actually.. ...

Damn! Here I thought it was me making your all hot and sweaty. It really Gunny your running from that's doing it

Danger..Danger cold shower alert.... does that help?...

 

[syrenn]

Damn your a funny Gal... you seem to have it all....

I've been hearing Gunny's a little grumpy of late but he's taken it easy on me.. I feel kinda left out....actually.. ...

Damn! Here I thought it was me making your all hot and sweaty. It really Gunny your running from that's doing it

Danger..Danger cold shower alert.... does that help?...

So does that make you a slippery sam in the shower? No need to play solo when spar ing with words. You don't have to be a stud to find a lady ya know. How about you and I run off and find a dirty club and do the calypso.

how many is that, still want to play cards?