whats written on your headstone?

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    What would like written on your headstone?

    I don't plan on being buried but if I were I would have something like....

    Pss't, you - ya you -
    Can you go into the office and get a shovel and
    DIG ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
     
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    Are you being stuffed? J/K :p:

    LMBO!! That's funny!
    I remember watching a show about graveyards and there was one famous grave (can't remember who) but on his tomb it read "I told you I was sick". I love that, and that's what I want, LOL!!
     
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    Thats funny - never thought of being stuffed...wouldn't that be in kik in the ass for some people.....

    I would have a sign hanging over my stuffed body reading...



    IIIIII'''''MMMMMMM BBBBBAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
     
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    Mine would say: Don't tread on me!
     
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    My cousin who is very close to her mom said that when her mom dies, she's going to have her cremated and carry her everywhere. She told my grandma that she'd put her urn on the dinner table during family dinners, LOL, I thought my grandma would either pass out OR hit my cousin in the head with her bedroom shoe, LMBO!!
     
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    I am not one of those people that is spooked out by that. I used to work at the airport and many a day I had seen travelers with these huge urns carrying their deceased loved ones around for no reason other than company. Some were freaked out but to me? Whatever makes ya happy.

    Me? I would want to sprinkled or dumped (whichever it is they do) into the Atlantic. Now it would have to be the Atlantic since I am an Eastcoast person. I visited the west coast , saw the Pacific - and came right back to the east....

    So as for mom at the diner table, why not!!! Just make sure the top is screwed on tight!
     
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    "I'm with stupid --------->" and have the arrow pointing to the stone next to mine.

    Also, at my funeral, I want the most obnoxious songs you've ever heard to be played. As they bring in my casket, I want "Who Let the Dogs Out" to start playing.
     
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    My wishes are to be bar-b q'd (cremated). Whatever is left can be scattered off the back of a Harley as it is being ridden through the Cascades - or

    dumpped in my cats litter box.
     
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    LMAO...Dan thats GREAT!! Make sure you wife is buried next to you!! :p:
     
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    i dont plan on dying, so there isnt going to be a tombstone
     

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