What's the deal with Red Vines?

[JBeukema]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

 

[Dis]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

Other than the incessant need to have something long and skinny in your mouth at every waking moment, I haven't got an answer for you.

(Hey, you asked...)

 

[Intense]

Try Cinnamon sticks.

 

[Revere]

Real men eat real licorice.

 

[JBeukema]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

Other than the incessant need to have something long and skinny in your mouth at every waking moment, I haven't got an answer for you.

(Hey, you asked...)

They're not thick enough for that

 

[Intense]

Real men eat real licorice.

Panda Licorice?????

 

[Revere]

Or Snaps, if you are feeling retro.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I can't stand Twizzlers.

 

[Dis]

Or Snaps, if you are feeling retro.

Snaps rule!

 

[Ringel05]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

I had to google red vines, had no idea what you were talking about. Know I know why I had no idea, I associate that type of candy with licorice and I hate licorice.

 

[Dis]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

I had to google red vines, had no idea what you were talking about. Know I know why I had no idea, I associate that type of candy with licorice and I hate licorice.

Where I'm from, white people don't eat them. Blacks, Mexicans, and Hispanics do.. Why? I have no idea. They just don't. You'll find very limited quantities of them in my little tiny town, too..

 

[random3434]

Go to Costco and get the big 'ole container of Red Vines JB.

I know a dude that used to eat like 50 a day..............

 

[Luissa]

What is the deal with Red Vines not selling ropes anymore?

 

[Dis]

Go to Costco and get the big 'ole container of Red Vines JB.

I know a dude that used to eat like 50 a day..............

They're not the worst candy on the planet, once you get past the first one... It's GETTING past that first one that's a problem, so they're just not worth it.

They DO make great pieces of curled hair when used on top of orange frosting for clown cakes, tho!

 

[random3434]

Go to Costco and get the big 'ole container of Red Vines JB.

I know a dude that used to eat like 50 a day..............

They're not the worst candy on the planet, once you get past the first one... It's GETTING past that first one that's a problem, so they're just not worth it.

They DO make great pieces of curled hair when used on top of orange frosting for clown cakes, tho!

LMAO~ Clown Cakes!

Clowns scare me.

 

[Dis]

Go to Costco and get the big 'ole container of Red Vines JB.

I know a dude that used to eat like 50 a day..............

They're not the worst candy on the planet, once you get past the first one... It's GETTING past that first one that's a problem, so they're just not worth it.

They DO make great pieces of curled hair when used on top of orange frosting for clown cakes, tho!

LMAO~ Clown Cakes!

Clowns scare me.

This clown wouldn't have scared anyone.. Made it for my nieces 2nd birthday.

(Know how many quarters I had to pump into one of those giant gumball machines to get the red for the nose because they just don't sell bags of giant gumballs?)

 

[Luissa]

Go to Costco and get the big 'ole container of Red Vines JB.

I know a dude that used to eat like 50 a day..............

They're not the worst candy on the planet, once you get past the first one... It's GETTING past that first one that's a problem, so they're just not worth it.

They DO make great pieces of curled hair when used on top of orange frosting for clown cakes, tho!

LMAO~ Clown Cakes!

Clowns scare me.

They scare the shit out of me, too.

 

[xotoxi]

Insomuch as they have any flavour at all, it can be said to be somewhat unpleasant, and the texture is somewhere between plastic and play-doh. I can't think of anything about the things that I actually like.

So why can't I stop eating them?

Have you ever tried them with Mr. Pibb?

Mr. Pibb plus Red Vines equals crazy delicious!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

There could be worse things you are hung up on.