So, Im watching CNN, and there is the editor of Redstate.com, Erick Erickson
and the name gets me thinking: how imagination-challenged must one be to name children as above, or Robert Robertson, or Steven Stevenson
or something similar.
And an even more glaring of child abuse, is parents who name their children verbs.
Imagine the poor kid, swimming, and his mom calls Bob!
Down he goes.
The more panicked mom becomes, the more the well behaved youngster dives under the waves!
And worst of all, the poor soul named Neil, whose folks tell him to stand up, and trying to be a good boy, he bounces like a rubber ball!
Neil
Stand up!
Neil
Stand up
Any other disastrous appellations?
And an even more glaring of child abuse, is parents who name their children verbs.
Imagine the poor kid, swimming, and his mom calls Bob!
Down he goes.
The more panicked mom becomes, the more the well behaved youngster dives under the waves!
And worst of all, the poor soul named Neil, whose folks tell him to stand up, and trying to be a good boy, he bounces like a rubber ball!
Neil
Stand up!
Neil
Stand up
Any other disastrous appellations?
