What Would You Ask Tiger Woods

[masquerade]

Excuse me Mr. Tiger ... may I ask you a question please?

Why is it you need 90 bodyguards?

That's a good question.

Any of them women?

Out of 90 total? I'd say there's a good chance. And if so, I'm sure they look a lot like Miss Trunchbull

yikes!

 

[Gatekeeper]

I would probably ask him, Tiger, when you mentioned you could play 18 holes in one half day did you mean GOLF or WOMEN?

 

[007]

"Hey 'woody', why don't you like 'black' women?"

 

[George Costanza]

How many?

 

[WillowTree]

I'd ask him to sit down and shut the fuck up! Politely of course!

 

[Ringel05]

What Would You Ask Tiger Woods?

I'm sorry, what was your name again?