What Would You Ask Tiger Woods

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    AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) — Tiger Woods wasted no time getting some practice in for his return to golf, teeing off shortly after the course opened as fans streamed in by the thousands to get a look.

    Much more: FOXNews.com - Tiger hits the links for some Masters practice

    If you could ask Tiger Woods one question, what would it be?

    I would ask him how it feels to actually walk on dry land, as opposed to water.
     
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    Whatever I decided to ask him, I'd make sure it was from more than an arm's length away. ;)
     
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    Ahh just an observation.
    Ever had a heart cath?
    It proves that the way to a mans heart begins in his groin.
     
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    I would ask him for a copy of his reject list.
     
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    How to hit the green with my approach shot.
     
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    What would I ask Tiger Woods? Let me think. I know. How does it feel to be a complete asshole?
     
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    I'd ask him if he could teach me to swing a golf club.

    i mean, really people!
     
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