What Would You Ask Tiger Woods

AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) — Tiger Woods wasted no time getting some practice in for his return to golf, teeing off shortly after the course opened as fans streamed in by the thousands to get a look.

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If you could ask Tiger Woods one question, what would it be?

I would ask him how it feels to actually walk on dry land, as opposed to water.

 

Whatever I decided to ask him, I'd make sure it was from more than an arm's length away.

 

Ahh just an observation.
Ever had a heart cath?
It proves that the way to a mans heart begins in his groin.

 

Want to buy my seester!?

 

"Can you give me some money?"

 

I would ask him for a copy of his reject list.

 

How to hit the green with my approach shot.

 

What would I ask Tiger Woods? Let me think. I know. How does it feel to be a complete asshole?

 

I'd ask him if he could teach me to swing a golf club.

i mean, really people!

 

'Why did you interrupt my TV show to babble about all the pussy you keep getting, asshole? Also, golf's not a sport.'