What would the perfect job be, for a man?

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    If I could eat good, drink good and relax while money just kept building in my account, I will be one happy man!
     
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    I don't know about for men, but mine would be beer taster. :)
     
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    Vagina taster. With your penis.
     
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    Just curious... how much did they charge you for your lobotomy?
     
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    You can't lobotomize a penis. I thought they taught that as early as elementary school? :eusa_think:
     
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    You're calling yourself a penis?
    Odd
     
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    When I was a kid I was asked what I wanted to be. I said I wanted to be retired. Isn't that the perfect job?
     
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    That is priceless! I could imagine asking a kid that question, and them having that response. I would literally laugh out loud!
     
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    A food critic?
     
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    Me personally...I would say cooking/selling food in a free market. If you could make a good living doing that without working 18 hour days...that is what I would do.
     

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