What would the 10 commandments look like if:

[Votto]

What would the 10 commandments look like if they were run through Congress?

 

[BreezeWood]

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thou shall work for low wages with no benefits for unlimited hours ...

 

[Votto]

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thou shall work for low wages with no benefits for unlimited hours ...

1. So thou shalt be a slave (verses having been liberated from slavery)

How about:

2. Thou shalt covet. What the rich has should be yours so elect me and I will give you what they have (except from people like my rich arse, but I think that is only common sense)

 

[Stratford57]

10 Commandments and Congress go along together just like Heavens and hell.

 

[Crepitus]

What would the 10 commandments look like if they were run through Congress?

A hell of a lot longer, and they'd probably write themselves exceptions to the ones about stealing and adultery at the very least.

 

[Wyatt earp]

What would the 10 commandments look like if they were run through Congress?

Something like this , for 10 simple commandments

 

[Shrimpbox]

This is a sign at Granny’s Kitchen in Cherokee, N.C. “They didn’t call them suggestions”

 

[sparky]

>>>>>



~S~

 

[rightwinger]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

 

[sealybobo]

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thou shall work for low wages with no benefits for unlimited hours ...

Unless thou work for congress

 

[ding]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

You mean the standards which were heads and shoulders above their contemporaries and still challenge us today?

Do you think you could be less objective if you tried?

 

[miketx]

What would the 10 commandments look like if they were run through Congress?

They would look just like they do know because they are too lazy to do anything other than squabble over the intent.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

Which word didn't you understand? I'll explain it to you? Was it "covet"?

You shouldn't covet because then you fail to see all that you've been given

Did that help?

 

[Taz]

Thou shall steal
Thou shall covet a porn star
Thou shall kill
Do unto others as they cannot do to you
A whole country for an eye
Fuck the Democrats

 

[Wyatt earp]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

That's the major difference between a con and a liberal and that's why liberals have a huge mental disorder.


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[Likkmee]

" Thou shalt not kill-----unless someone with more tin trinkets and stripes on his Hallomas suit orders you to"

 

[Likkmee]

If thou covet thy neighbors wife-----make sure the cell phone is OFF and don't leave any stains on her

 

[rightwinger]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

You mean the standards which were heads and shoulders above their contemporaries and still challenge us today?

Do you think you could be less objective if you tried?

Not Gods best work. I could write better Commandments

The Ten Commandments

 

[LittleNipper]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

You mean the standards which were heads and shoulders above their contemporaries and still challenge us today?

Do you think you could be less objective if you tried?

Not Gods best work. I could write better Commandments

The Ten Commandments

I keep hearing liberals say how hateful and mean GOD is. They then turn around and seem very upset if one says that GOD paved the way so that even Hitler himself could enter into heaven IF he (Hitler) repented and asked Jesus to save him. Liberals only think they deserve heaven because they are better than everyone else and don't commit atrocities. They believe they don't need THE Commandments. They design their own to cover their own faults.

 

[rightwinger]

Probably better than the crappy ones God came up with

Thou shall not covet?
Give me a break

You mean the standards which were heads and shoulders above their contemporaries and still challenge us today?

Do you think you could be less objective if you tried?

Not Gods best work. I could write better Commandments

The Ten Commandments

I keep hearing liberals say how hateful and mean GOD is. They then turn around and seem very upset if one says that GOD paved the way so that even Hitler himself could enter into heaven IF he (Hitler) repented and asked Jesus to save him. Liberals only think they deserve heaven because they are better than everyone else and don't commit atrocities. They believe they don't need THE Commandments. They design their own to cover their own faults.

If Hitler is there......I don’t want to go