What Would Happen?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Lizzy, Apr 3, 2004.

  1. Lizzy

    Lizzy Member

    Feb 27, 2004
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    Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?

    - Mypenis ate my homework.

    - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

    - Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

    - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

    - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

    - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

    - I love giving Mypenis a bath.

    - At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

    - Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

    - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

    - Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

    - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

    - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

    - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

    - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

    - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

    - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

    - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.

    - If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

    - Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

    - Help! I can't find Mypenis!

    - Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.

    - Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

    - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

    - Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

    - Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.

    - When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

    - Stop kicking Mypenis.

    - When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.

    - Mypenis is truly man's best friend.

    - Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.

    - People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.

    - Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.

    - There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.

    - I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.

    - Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

    - Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.

    - Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night
  2. Jmarie

    Jmarie Member

    Jan 8, 2004
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