What the Fuck...

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    I ask "Are hungry"... The answer i get back is "No, not really"

    Fine...so we have cheese and crackers utill we are full.


    30 minutes later.... i am asked.. "Whats for dinner?"


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    "You just said you are not hungry...so we had cheese and crackers instead of dinner."

    "But that's not dinner" they say...


    :wtf:


    OK... "ill make artichokes for dinner."

    They say.... "I'm not hungry, ill wait for dessert"



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    OMG...i had an asthma attack i laughed so hard!!! :lmao:


     
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    Tell them to go to Churchs Chicken.
     
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    I learned this trick from my Mom.... apparently... you walk them into the kitchen (you may need to hold their hand on route)... open a couple of cupboards and the fridge and say 'knock yourself out'. I'm told this works quite well.
     

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