What should I wear to a gay wedding?

Yes, be careful. As you know, just like at a hetro wedding, all the people will want to sleep with you. You are a wanted man. '


Think about it..your at a hetro wedding, all the women there would want you right? ALL OF THEM.

Just like at a gay wedding, all the men would want you as well. ALL OF THEM.

Same thing.
 
Everyone at a gay wedding needs to wear a condom. If you wear this, you will be the most popular boy at the dance.

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For a gay wedding:

You can never go wrong with patent leather pumps, a feather boa, and false eyelashes.
 
My neighbors are getting married and I received this invite in the mail today.

I'm not sure which surname they will use...I think it would be fitting to leave their names as is.

You got fag friends that are close enough to ask you to their.... wedding.... then ask them what they want you wear.... probably going to be something 'open in the back.' I'm sure you'll be looking forward to it.
 
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