What NOT to say on a first date.......

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    I'll start this one off, feel free to add to it. Here's my offering of what NOT to say on a first date - "Does this look infected?"
     
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    Your sister's boobs are a little bigger than yours, aren't they?
     
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    Didn't you have time to change before meeting me?
     
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    I paid for the cab to get here. You should at least pay for your half of the meal.
     
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    According to my daughter, who is 25, she claims guys these days expect a girl to split dinner check.

    Dating has really changed since I last did it.
     
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    Will you marry me?
     
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    I don’t believe in birth control!
     
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    You'll fit nicely in my car trunk.
     
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    You’re very pretty, but what’s up with the mustache?
     
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    That's why I drive a pick up

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