What kind of dog are you?

Says I'm not a dog at all. Says I'm on a much higher evolutionary plane. I'm a cat........ a big one..... Dogs are dinner.....
 
Bulldog

Laid-back. That's how you like to keep things. Don't like your new boss? Had to wait in line at the supermarket? Got cut off in traffic? Eh... whatever. That's why God invented things like beer and bacon.

Funny that I'm like the breed I feel the sorriest for. Over bred, can't breathe, overweight, can't walk very well, so many genetic defects and short-lived - they are one of the saddest breeds of all.
 

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